Karg -- 99 Cents Buys You the Best Adult B-movie Ever!

 My attempt to write a kinky adult B-movie in novel form and do it RIGHT goldarnit is on sale for 75 percent off as part of Smashwords' Yuletied sale! It's full of adventure and sexuals bondage and sex slavery and rape and, well, more sexual bondage, rape and sex slavery, as a female astronaut from an advanced society is marooned on long-lost Earth colony that has devolved into savagery. Click here or on the pic to hie the hence to Smashwords.

The Jinkie Jenkins Adventures Are Now Half Off On Smashwords' Yuletide Sale

"The Jinkie Jenkins Adventures, the collected stories of Jinkie Jenkins, new reporter for the Interstellar Inquirer, normally sell for $5.99 but as part of the Smashwords Yuletide sale, are now on sale for just $2.99, a big, spanking 50 percent off. And who doesn't like a big spanking? Click on the pic or click here to be whisked to Smashwords!

Why I'm Offering Everyone A Happy Yuletide Greeting!

Happy Yuletide, everybody! 

I'm writing this post because I detest Smashwords' term for annual holiday sale, "The End Of Year Sale." Really, they call it that, here's their generic sale ad:

My problem with "The End of Year Sale" is that it is an absolutely bloodless, corporate phrase. I understand why its use appeals to Draft to Digital, the organization that owns Smashwords: it doesn't exclude anybody, or make anyone feel excluded. If you call it just a "Christmas Sale" you exclude people who celebrate Channukah, Kwanzaa and whatever else is out there. And you shouldn't make people feel excluded at Christmastime, that's contrary to the very spirit of Christmas.

At the same time, I've been an atheist for all of my adult life, and believe me, my adult life has been very adult, except for my inability to take anything seriously. And I've never felt excluded at Christmastime. Love the festiveness, the gift-giving and getting, and the generally fun aspects of it. I take it as the pagan festival it originated as. It was an old Norse celebration that the Christians jumped, kidnaped, tortured and brainwashed until it became the Christian holiday they wanted it to be. They even stamped the name "Christ" all over it to hide its pagan nature. "Celebrating the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ." Snort. Riiiight. We all know what you did, Christians.

That's why organizations and people who don't want to exclude others should go with "Yule" and "Yuletide" to describe our generic winter celebration. Now I know the Christians have gotten their greasy little fingers all over "Yule" and "Yuletide" because that's who and what they are. But I don't think they've quite managed to smother the fucking life out of the Yule yet. I think its pagan heart is stil beating under all that Christmas-flavored pap. Yuletide means wreaths and holiday cards and blazing fires of the fun kind, and general winter-flavored fun. It's not Christmas. It's not Christian. It's its own thing, thank goodness.

And most of all, "Yuletide" is not soul-less corporate ghoulspeak like "End of Year Sale" clearly is, with all of the wonderful festive social joy between people extracted, leaving only the bare bones of capitalism and consumerism in place.

That's why I'm calling the Smashwords End-of-Year sale a Yuletide Sale. So much more festive!  

I would encourage anybody who wants to extend festive winter holiday greetings to everyone: Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, Kwanzaans, whatever, to just say "Happy Yuletide!" Let eveyone in, including the pagans who really started the whole Yuletide thing!

Of course, some will try to continue making the Yuletide a corporate money making operation, and I will be keeping a record of those people and organizations who do that. I will call it my Yule log. 

My Wonder Woman Parody Novel Now Available for 75 Percent Off!

 

Click on the pic or click here to be whisked to Smashwords and pay $1.49 for a 100,000-word novel that normally costs $5.99!

This 100,000 word long Wonder Woman parody also has fun with alternate versions of Superman (Beyonderman) and Batman (Bearcatman) as the League of Goody Two Shoes battles the Secret World Oligarchy (the villains in my parody are more real than the villains in the work I'm parodying, which is very satirical indeed!) to create a world of goodness and niceness rather than a world of endless morally bankrupt moneygrubbing by the rich and powerful.

In Bondor Woman's case, the battle is waged in the arena of bondage and dominance sex slavery, with captured villains sent to Transformational Island, Bondor Woman's secret prison where female criminals are transformed into decent persons through a program of bondage and loving dominance and authority via bondage games. (This is where my ability to parody is weakened by the fact that the original Golden Age comic had Reformation Island which had the exact same techniques for reforming prisoners.)

Meanwhile, evil villains seek to get Bondor Woman in situations like this:

My parody goes places the Golden Age comics dared not go! Of course.
 

Check out da blurb for a a much more detailed description of the goings-on in this 100,000+ word novel:

The stuff of sweaty lesbian bondage fantasies made it into the pages of the 1940s Wonder Woman comic books, and with the release of the Wonder Woman movie in 2017, it's about time somebody had some FUN with it! Dateline: Hollywood Location: June "The Adventures of Bondor Woman" by Pat Powers is a 100,000 word epic erotic parody that rips the lid off the kinky goings-on at Transformation Island, a morally and legally dubious legacy of a certain Golden Age superheroine we shall call only "W." In Golden Age "W" comics, "W" takes certain select female prisoners to be reformed of their criminal ways to a remote island, where they are forced to wear "Venus Girdles" that look like chastity belts, which magically compel the wearers to respond positively to the loving authority of large, muscular Amazons who wear drum majorette outfits. The Amazons reform the prisoners by keeping them in chains and forcing them to play bondage games with one another. Under this regimen, the prisoners soon grew to love their chains and collars, not to mention their very fit and sexy Amazon guards. It was pretty kinky for a 1940s comic book. It sounds more like the basis for an erotic superhero parody, which is why I wrote "The Adventures of Bondor Woman." Bondor Woman is a DIFFERENT superheroine who runs the Transformational Institute in Bagooly-Nooly. There criminals are reformed by being forced to wear love girdles of an, um … slightly different design … and are trained by Transformers, men and women who are expert at bringing the loving authority goodness to their naked and chained charges. Bondor Woman is also a member of the League of Goody Two-Shoes, a society of superhumans and metahumans led by her and her friends Beyonderman (a superhuman alien from Crapton) and Bearcatman, an ordinary human with the greatest superpower of all … billions of dollars. When the League busts some supervillains bent on destroying a solar power array, Bondor Woman picks several of the women and spirits them away to the Tranformational Institute before the cops arrive with their pesky requirements for legal arrests and legal extraditions and so forth. We follow one of the villainesses, the Panther Person, as she goes through the Transformational Institute process and becomes Slinky the Catwoman. We spare no detail in describing how she is transformed from an extremely grouchy cat woman into a very happy cat woman, through the use of loving authority, chains, gags, nipple bells (her nipples are her super weakness) and a far deeper understanding of her nature than she herself possesses. When Bearcatman suspects that Bondor Woman might not be the goddess of goodness and consensual sex slavery that she SEEMS to be, he investigates ... and gets much more than he bargained for, in the form of his very own slavegirl, mirya. Meanwhile the Secret World Oligarchy has hired the Evil Planning Committee, a group of criminal masterminds, to discover a weakness in Bondor Woman, who, being a goddess, is just a tad overpowered for their evil tastes. Will they discover a weakness in a goddess? Will the Panther Person be transformed into a force for good in the world by the Transformational Institute? Will Bearcatman wind up with his very own slave girl? Sound like you've got some reading to do! This book is a standalone, but if you're interested in learning more, the story of the discovery of the All-Mother religion is told in “Treasure of Bagooly-Nooly” and the origin of Bondor Woman is told in “Adventures of the Ooga-Wooga Kid." Both books are available on Smashwords.

Prison Bitch 2: Club Rape Is Now On Sale For $1.99!

 

Forced to sunbathe on a beautiful afternoon against her will! Master was such a fiend! (Civitai cutie placed here to keep things algorithmically sane.)

My novel "Prison Bitch 2: Club Rape" is now on sale at 50% off its regular price of $3.99. Click here or on the pic to be whisked to Smashwords to obtain a sample! It's one of my most popular works, probably it goes on at great lengths and in great deal about all the sexual bondage rape Kim Halstead and the other prisoners must endure at Brookhaven Maximum Security Prison for Women, including all the ways they get tied up, all the ways they are raped, and all the things they are forced to do, in explicit detail. Also, there's a plot! And characterization! But fear not, we don't let that get in the way of all the sex!

Translation Issue

 

A Civitai cutie to keep Google happy.

It had sounded so sexy when Master had called it "the orgasmè sans dignitè." Now that he was doing it, she understood that it meant "orgasm without dignity" and that warmed her heart. Master understood her humiliation fetish so well!  

Image source: Kink.com video 29526, "Pale Big Breasted Brunette Gets Anal Cherry Taken" starring Belle Noire (sans dignity).

What a sweater can conceal!

She tried to pretend she was an office slave, but deep in her breasts she knew she was a hucow.

Image source: This pic has been ALL OVER the Interwebs, so I wasn't able to pin down the site it originated on, but I was able to get a name for the model: her nom de porn is Aloe Goddess. She also is known as Kristy Smith but so are several other adult models, so using her AKA for search can be confusing.

Wholesome Slavegirl Fun!

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Most Difficult Lesbian Bondage Orgasm Ever!

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Double-plus Good

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Hard Lessons!

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How I Accidentally Created Amish Bondage Porn

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Alarming New Peril for Porn Models!

Charisma was unsure where the male hand on her shoulder had come from. All she could think was that she had somehow become an AI art woman. Great, just what porn models need... a new peril! Would she be sprouting extra legs from her side soon?

Image souce: Kink video 23843, "Mistreated: Charisma Cappelli Skull Fucked and Sexually Brutalized!" starring Chrisma Capelli (pictured) and Mr. Pete (not pictured).

Dominance and Submission Done Right

Penny Pax was a star on Kink.com because she is a gorgeous redhead who really knows how to hike up the dominance and submission energy in a scene. 

Image source: Kink.com video 36217, "Whipped Ass Halloween Feature Presentation: Le Dragon Rouge Part 2" starring Penny Pax (shoe licking) and Mona Wales (wearing shoes).

No joke on this one, just admiring a really great image of sexual dominance and submission from Kink. Everything works, starting with Penny's extremely submissive pose to Mona's casual dominance to the way the setup is designed to maximize their size difference. (I.e. Mona is atop a set of stairs in a chair, sitting upright while Penny is kneeling on the floor, her whole pose expressing submission. And there is a real size difference between them, Penny is in spinner territory at 5'0" tall and Mona is tall at 5'9.") 

In addition, of course, Penny is taking advantage that she's on a set of stairs to hike one leg up, a very natural-looking pose that gives the viewers a nice view of her pussy and ass. And having her pussy just hanging out there in clear view makes her look very vulnerable, which works very well with the general submissiveness of her pose.

This is one of those pictures that just stands out above the others. As I noted in my post on The Nirvana Look, there is a huge difference between an image that hits the nail on the head and one that just approximates it. And this image hits the nail on the head.

Later in the video, Penny uses the same leg-up position for more practical purposes, sccompanied by some fine acting, as usual.

Slavegirl Nun

 

Talk about a nasty habit!

Image source: Kink video 22717, "Sins of Sister Summers," starring Angell Summers (being nasty) James Deen and Danny Wylde.

Deep Conditioning

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Be Careful What You Ask For...

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A Warning From the Past!

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Acting Aid

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Always "Borrow" From the Best

 

Image source: Civitai, of course.

*The second line here is "borrowed" from an episode of "The Simpsons" TV series, specifically, "Homer's Enemy" which is absolutely the best half hour of black humor in the history of television, for my money. In it, we meet Frank Grimes, an industrious and virtuous (but perhaps a little tightly wound) man who, as a result of a disastrous silo explosion had to teach himself to walk, talk and feel pain to recover. His encounter with Homer and his family leads him to give a blistering rant in which he compares his life to Homer's and at one point he says, "You have a beautiful house in a peaceful suburb. I live in a cramped apartment over a bowling alley and under ANOTHER bowling alley!"

And the lesson here is, always steal from the best. Also, watch that episode of "Homer's Enemy" it's fucking hilarious.

The Face When...

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Power to the Pornstars

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Moment of Discovery

And here's a photo of Penny Pax at the EXACT moment the Mistress went right past the G-spot and found her H-spot!

Image source: Kink.com video 42344, "Lesbian Femdom Role Switch Leaves Both Women Begging for More" starring Penny Pax (pictured) and Carissa Montgomery (not pictured).

Just Another Workday at Kink

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Surprise!

Civitai cutie says: "Enjoy your stay on this page."

"I guess she CAN put that there!"

Image source: Kink.com video 9084, "No Boys At This Party" starring Katie Kox (poled) and Bobbi Starr (not shown, but probably on the other end of that dildo pole). Katie is really working those eyes of her, and to great effect.

Whoa, Nelly!

 

Civitai beauty welcomes you to the page.

Some slavegirls suck cock so hard that getting them off once they've started is virtually impossible.

Image source: Kink.com video 32141, "Scaring the fuck out of Alani Pi, Day 2," starring Alani Pi (sucking) and Mike Hawk (sucked).

The Eternal Question and the Perpetual Answer

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The Eyes Have It!

She was a plug 'n' play kinda gal and she knew it.

 

Image source: Civitai and I. I really liked the playful expression on the woman's face, a "come and get it, big boy" expression if ever there was one. It's another example of an AI art program coming up with a very on-point image. I just wish the program had put the straps on the ballgag I asked for, instead of just leaving the ball in her mouth. Still works, though!

The Nirvana Look, Part 2

Pepper Hart, giving us all the Nirvana look, from a shoot for FTVMILFS.com.

I've used this image before. It showed up in this post, about a scene from my story "How My Slavegirl Found Me" about a semi-clueless dom who gets farmed out to some man-hungry submissive slavegirls of the totally consensual type after meeting a submissive beauty and passing the smell test for not being a chudwah (clueless hetero dom wannabe). It was the inspiration for a scene in the novel where the beauty gives him what I call the Nirvana Look, a look inspired by this photo. I included the scene where she gives the protagonist the Nirvana Look, and his response to it, in my post.

I've never seen anything that conveyed the Nirvana Look as powerfully as this image, though I have seen other images that approximated this one. And it's a big difference between this image and the approximations. Mark Twain described it perfectly: "The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter: it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning." Well it's the same with images: the difference between an almost perfect image and a perfect image is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."

That said, one place where I never expected to see even an APPROXIMATION of the Nirvana Look is in AI Art. Yet, I have. Let me post the image where I found the Nirvana Look approximation so you can see for yourself:

AI art generally does not do well with faces, much less expressions on faces. Many AI images have faces that do not look human, or quite human. Civitai has a feature called "facefix" that will swap out a face with a variety of faces that are generally an improvement over the original (but hardly always, often enough all the "facefixes" on offer are worse than the original). People who think creating AI Art is just a matter of typing in a wish and pushing a button are way off base. It's more a matter of making a LOT of wishes, changing a lot of sliders and so forth and pushing a button, going through the whole process over and over and over again. Unless you're using the "image to image" feature, in which case things are EVEN MORE difficult.

But it is fun, and rewarding when you get a great image like the one above. That frank, open, direct look as she lies on the bed face down, being proneboned while naked, bound and gagged and totally unashamed. Pure Nirvana. As good as the Pepper Hart Nirvana Look image? No, of course not. But it's still pretty damned good.

And every so often all the AI art processes move inexplicably in the right direction and you get a face that's realistic and an expression that is powerful. And the one on this page isn't the only one I've gotten, or even the best one. That would be the image on this post on my blog. The caption just wrote itself. That expression is the lightning, not the lightning bug. But this one is still pretty damn good.

A Positive Seating Experience

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