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Saturday, August 16, 2025
A Moment of Pathos
Friday, August 15, 2025
Thursday, August 14, 2025
When you're the main course in the picnic at hanging rock
Wednesday, August 13, 2025
Great Expectations
Tuesday, August 12, 2025
Fake AIs and Semi-Real Memories
This image is not what the article is about. It's a cover image. You see, whenever I post a top image (the one that will show up as the thumbnai image for the post) and it shows people fucking or sucking or dildo playing, the Google Blogger algorithm gets its feelers all hurtied and curb stomps my blog, sending engagement through the bottom of the floor. So this is a relatively safe image, a Civitai image that had an image of a naked woman for guidance and you see what I got. Sigh. Still, a very nice pic except for the left foot. I'll be labelling these "cover" images as such if and when I use them in the future, something like: Image source: cover image from Civitai.
Here's the REAL fake AI image that inspired this post:
Monday, August 11, 2025
Behold the Horror of Civitai AI Botches
Here's a few of the weird-looking disasters I got while trying to use Civitai to create sexy, kinky images in the midst of the credit-card company crackdown on sexiness. To be fair, these images were exceptions. Most of the images I got had minor issues like a deformed hand or wonky eyes in an otherwise all right picture. And much more frequently than I got these monstrosities, I got very nice, very usable art, which I have been using to promote my books. And when AI is good, it can be very, very good.
Sunday, August 10, 2025
One Simple Trick!
Saturday, August 9, 2025
Top Ten Signs You've Been Roofied...
Friday, August 8, 2025
Fresh Catch!
Thursday, August 7, 2025
Be careful what you wish for...
Wednesday, August 6, 2025
Tuesday, August 5, 2025
Promo Ads for the Prison Bitch Trilogy: Civitai AI Art for the win!
Some of my fave promo ads dring the Smashwords Summer Sale in July:
Monday, August 4, 2025
Bangkok Is Not Just A City In Thailand
Sunday, August 3, 2025
Smoker: The Hallucigenia of Early Porn Films
Vidcap from Smoker (1983).
And Smoker is just such a film. It has a plot, and dialogue. A ridiculous plot and some pretty good dialogue that led to one unexpected great scene in the film that almost every reviewer missed.
OK, here’s the ridiculous plot: The parts needed to build a device that can blow up the world (yes, the entire world) have been implanted in a bunch of working vibrators and sold to innocent customers. The bad guys, are led by Sharon Mitchell (who can actually act) as Madame Suque. Suquie is after the world-ending vibrators so her two henchmen (Ron Jeremy and Eric Edwards) are running around kidnapping the women who have unwittingly bought the vibrators and tying them up and fucking them to get the locations of said vibrators out of them.
Well I SAID the plot was ridiculous.
One of the women captured is Angie, played by Troye Lane. Troye is an unhappy captive, her expression and attitude expressing mostly indifference and dull anger which is carried on throughout her big sex scene, which is an amazing scene, actually. It’s the reason I decided to write this review. Here’s a vidcap of the scene:
The reason the scene is so good is that as Madam Suque’s henchmen are raping Angie head and tail at the same time, Madam Suque delivers a strange little soliloquy. To wit:
Lady Suque: In the end it is good not to care at all. But I can't help it, I get caught up in caring.
Henchman: What do you care about, boss?
Lady Suque: I care about power. I want my power to run though myself alone. I can't wield my power effectively through others. It's limited to me, my own control over my own actions. I find myself powerless. I can hate as much as I want, or want something as much as I like, but all this humanity gets in the way. You know, I actually feel completely and effectively trapped.
Angie: Mmmph!
Lady Suque: Poor dear. You feel the same way, too, don't you??
Actually, there’s more, but that sets the tone for you. And while it’s not the greatest soliloquy since Shakespeare, it’s so far ahead of most porn movie dialogue it might as well be. What makes it especially effective is poor hapless Angie hanging in the ropes and being fucked in the mouth and pussy and being unable to move. Mitchell plays her role as almost a comic book villian, speaking almost all of her lines archly. Think kinky Cruella DeVille. It works strangely well for the soliloquy, her archness contrasting sharply with Angie’s stubborn anger despite her helplessness.
I’ll put a link down below so you can watch Smoker on your own and decide for yourself if I’m right about the scene. The soliloquy starts at the twenty minute mark, though there is a lot of sexual bondage with Angie prior to it, and some more nice dialogue from Sharon.
The writing and directing credits are given to Veronika Rocket, a female director in the early days of porn. I don’t know if the scene was a happy accident or an intentional success. I would like to think it was an intentional success, and given how powerful it turned out to be, I hope it was. But many scenes argue otherwise.
However, Veronika Rocket knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she wrote that soliloquy, and I suspect she knew what she was doing when she directed that scene with Angie suffering helplessly as Madame Suque spoke.
Here’sthe URL for Smoker 1983 on the PornOne website. The action starts exactly twenty minutes in.
However, the rest of the movie has flaws, serious flaws, even by porn standards. The worst flaw is that much of the movie is seriously underlit. Some of the scenes are almost entirely dark. The worst example is an earlier scene in Angie’s bondage rape, where she’s tied standing up in the doorframe and is being DPed by Jeremy and Edwards. Early on they shift the camera POV to on the floor looking up from between everyone’s legs so everyone can get a good view of Tabs A and B going into and out of Slots C and D. The lighting is so bad that many of the frames are pitch dark, many other are just pink blobs in the darkness. I don’t think there is a single scene where you can see both cocks going in and out of both holes. One or the other is always in shadow.

If there were a video on how not to shoot a DP scene, this movie’s scene would DEFINITELY serve as an example.
There are other issues, too, but let’s talk now about Hallucigenia. Hallucigenia is an animal found in the Burgess Shales that dates back to the Cambrian explosion. Here’s an artist’s reconstruction of it:You have to admit, it’s one of the weirdest things to ever crawl on the ocean bottom and suck mud, and that’s saying something in a world where creatures like this exist:
And I think Hallucigenia is linked to Smoker in that Smoker also came into a time when porn had made a leap to a new cultural niche. The home videotape machine brought porn into every household. Every guy who wanted to watch porn could do so, easily, with the purchase of a VCR and a videotape. Or later, the rental of a videotape. Porn suddenly had a huge new market to exploit, and no one was sure what form of porn would work best for that market.
That’s why we had a lot of porn films that were kind of like real movies. That had plots and dialogue over and above, “Wanna fuck?” Yeah!” boomchickawowow.
And I think Smoker was one such film, if only in the mind of Veronika Rocket. It never caught on, but it had something to it. What if that dialogue had been noticed, and emulated in BDSM videos? Could have been a whole different world.
Friday, August 1, 2025
Thanks For A Great Smashwords Summer Sale!
Five Is A Crowd, A Throbbing Crowd
Thursday, July 31, 2025
Shakespeare Strikes Again!
Image source: Kink.com shoot 28929, "The Training of the Pretty Girl, Day One" starring Casey Calvert.
Wednesday, July 30, 2025
Counter Sale
Image source: It's Karmen Karma from the Kink.com video 30756 "My Girl Lollipop" also starring Mark Davis and The Guys.
Tuesday, July 29, 2025
Best Game Evah!
Image source: kink.com shoot 3228 "Adrianna Nicole, Annie Cruz, Sandra Romain, Kat, Lee Stone and Matt Davis" starring (you guessed it!) Adrianna Nicole, Annie Cruz, Sandra Romain, Kat, Lee Stone and Matt Davis. Pictured, left to right are Kat, Adrianna Nicole and Annie Cruz.
Monday, July 28, 2025
The Gor Novels' Real Base Is And Was Horny, Unsatisfied Romance Readers
Saturday, July 26, 2025
Friday, July 25, 2025
Darth Vader: Worse Than You Knew!
Thursday, July 24, 2025
Wednesday, July 23, 2025
Wonder Woman In Trouble
Tuesday, July 22, 2025
Roadside Picnic
Image Source: kink.com shoot 15174, "The Dig" starring Rain DeGray, Iona Grace and Cherry Torn. I believe the roadside snack slavegirl seen here is played by Cherry Torn.
Monday, July 21, 2025
Sunday, July 20, 2025
You're in for it now!
Image source: Chloe Toy from "Use The Grass, Girlie" a video on pornworld.com.