The Right Tool For The Right Box

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Masterly Misdirection

 

When Master promised her she would be getting some wood tonight, this is not what she had in mind.

 Image source: Kink.com shoot 31102, "Training a Porno Slut to Fuck Better, Day Two," starring Dahlia Sky (pictured) Marshal and Rob Blu.

Cock a dude'll do! Any dude'll do!

Master was surprised and worried when one of his slavegirls decided she was a chicken. But what the hell, he needed the eggs.

Image source: Civitai, of course. Did not ask for eggs, asked for a bowl with coins in it. This is what I got. Prompt writing is a very frustrating art.

Looking On The Bright Side

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"Easy" Cover Redo

I had the semi-brilliant idea to run some of my old cover art through Civitai to see if I could get some easy book cover upgrades going. Many of my early and middle period book covers were created with Second Life avatars, and it shows. AI can give a smoother, creamier, richer appearance than Second Life avatars and art. BTW, the brown circle thing they're in is a Second Life bronze collar, with lots of dangly chains. It looked so much better around a neck. So I ran the base art through Civitai and here's what I got:

Well hell to the yes on this image. Granted, there were a few issues, but overall, dayum. Great looking art. The redheads were transformed to brunettes but I loved their faces and their bodies were dynamite. It was nice of Civitai to give the avatars legs. Civitai was also very generous with fingers for their images. There was also the problem that I wanted one of them to look alarmed and one to look welcoming. (The book is about a woman who is both attracted to the prospect of being collared and dreading it as well, hence two identical woman with different expressions.) Clearly I had my work cut out for me.

After several iterations on Civitai, I discovered that the system simply could not or would not parse the prompt asking for one woman to look frightened and the other to look friendly. It could, however get two women to both look friendly, or both look frightened. And since I had created several iterations in the process of finding this out, I had plenty of pics of two woman scowling and of two women smiling. Time for a face transplant! That would give me my smile and cover up the mangled face on the base art. I chose the artwork above for my base because it was the one that had the hand raised in the same pose as the original. Granted, that hand had too many fingers. Then again, the hand on the other woman's hip had even more extra fingers. And then there's the other other hand extending beyond her hip for no apparent reason. And finally the little knot or shield or jewelry, while PERFECT in my view, would not work for an erotica book cover. Genitals must not only be hidden, but very obviously hidden, so that no one will ever suspect that women have vaginas. I had my work cut out for me. But look what I got when I was through:

Ta-da! Just compare this art with the original cover art. Huge difference. Granted it took hours to get to this point. The face transplant was, ironically, the easiest thing to do. All that hair hides a multitude of sins. Much more difficult was the multifingered hand on the waist. I had to do a hip transplant from another iteration to cover the hand, then tediously rework the art to make the hand extending beyond the the hip disappear. I also had to do tedious reworking to make the woman's arm properly appear to be behind her back. And reworking the raised hand to make it look less obviously wrong was also tedious. It still looks kind of wrong but fixing that would involve redrawing her hand and I wasn't up for that, since it would have been even more tredious. Creating a tiny black thong patch to make the women on the left's pussy very obviously covered was much more of a quick and easy job. The secret of women having vaginas on book covers remains safe!

So my easy book cover took... hours. Like, most of the day. Sigh. If you want to read the story itself, and it's one of my most popular books, you can check it out here.

When Artificial Intelligence gives you lemons...

Image source: Civitai and I. I didn't ask Civitai to cross the model's eyes, but I damn sure knew what to do about it!

Unreality Check

 

"Men in puffy shirts swordfighting, check. Spilled gold doubloons, check. Pirate ship, check. This is a pirate movie for sure. But I'm naked and hogtied. This isn't a DISNEY pirate movie!"

Image source: This is "Pirates Redone," actual art created by artist Steven Stahlberg. You can find more of his work at this site.

Attempted Bikini Bottom

Slavegirls don't always "get" bikinis right away, as they are not accustomed to concealing their naughty bits. Au contraire!

Image source: Video shoot "White Sand" for www.bikini-pleasure.com. Don't know who the model on the left is, but the model on the right is Lea Tyron. If anyone knows the model on the left, please sing out in the comments.

Her Expression Says It All...

Just had to share this promo art for my books. Some captions just write themselves.

Image source: Civitai and I.

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Going The Extra Foot

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The Letter of the Law

Her Master had said that if she didn't call out to the men it techically wasn't soliciting.

 

Image source: Civitai and I. When Civitai isn't blundering, it can give you very nice results. That's why I use it.

Lesbianism: Weirder Than I Thought!

Civitai AI art placed here to keep Google from nerfing my blog. Enjoy your visit to this page.

So this is what lesbian sex is all about: making pieces of plastic happy! It's even kinkier than I thought!

Image source: Kink video 35819, "Barabarella: A Kinky Parody" starring Lorelei Lee (on her back, sucking plastic). Notice the grins on the women wearing the strap-ons. They know how stupid this is.

Attempted Cover Art With Civitai

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Feet Are Not Just For Mouths!

"Yeah, that was pretty good, but maybe next time you can use... this."

Image source: Kink.com video 6003, "Trinity Post returns to WiredPussy for an explosive update with Claire Adams, starring Trinity Post (holding foot) and Claire Adams (limp wrist).

Twenty minutes earlier...Image source: see above.I have no control over how this text is aligned, apparently. No I do not know why.

 

Maybe Get A Second Opinion...

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The Third Pole

Just a Civitai naked cutie put here to keep Google's merciless algorithm off my blog stats.

As she laid there, naked, bound, helpless doubly penetrated, her nipples hard and her pussy reddened  with lust, her gaze was drawn to the corner of the room, where a third dildo pole was mounted. All she could think was, "What was the third dildo pole for? WHERE WOULD IT GO?" She didn't want to know, but she HAD to know...

Image source: Kink.com video 34410, "Busty MILF's hot little mouth gets her in trouble" starring Penny Barber.

It Beats Selling Popcorn!

Whenever the lines got too long at the Bondage Bijou, they would just take one of their lovely refreshment stand workers and tie her to the box and insert her in the line to give the customers someone to enjoy while they waited to buy their snacks. Cut customer complaints by 99%! Also cut refreshment stand worker complaints by 99%! Win-win!

Image source: Kink.com shoot 18978, "Backstage Bondage Slut: Sexy Slut Used and Fucked in Bondage!" starring Remy Lecroix (pictured) Nacho Vidal and Mr. Pete (not pictured).

The Object of Her Attention

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Be sure and read the fine print!

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Pussy Plumber

Civitai art designed to preserve this blog's clean and wholesome image and keep Google's deadly algorithm off my case. Please enjoy your visit to this page.

Sometimes getting orgasms out of bound sluts felt a lot more like plumbing than anything else.

Image source: Kink shoot 28196, "Annika - Complete Edited Live Show" starring Annika and Claire Adams. Really nice bit of rope suspension bondage here.

Staking A Claim On The One Square Inch of Heaven on Earth

This is a Civitai AI art blunder that will hopefully not make Google crush my numbers. It's an an image to image image, which means it's based on an already existing image of a single nanaked woman kneeling in a cell. You REALLY don't have to worry about AI art taking over anytime soon. It is still making stuff like this. It has no idea what it's doing. 

If a Master wants the gates of heaven open, he can force them open, and keep them open. A few hours sitting publicly displayed like this will teach a slave what she is.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 5914, "Darling gives us BLOODY SCREAMING ORGASMS over & over & over again!" starring Dee Williams (AKA Darling).

If the Cage Fits...

"OK, guys, I think Bobbi's been in the cage a little TOO long..."

Image source: Kink.com shoot 4382 "If The Shoe Fits" starring perhaps the most beautiful woman in porn, Bobbi Starr, and Cyd Black (that's his hand on the right).

What Do You Get When You Combine Wholesome Outdoor Fun With Lesbian Bondage Sex?

"Hi, I'm Generic Blond Slavegirl, and I'm here to save this blog from getting crushed by Google's censorbot. Please enjoy your stay on this page."

"Oh god! Oh god! OH GOD! WHEEEEEEEE!"

 

Now these are Lesbian Swingers, alrighty! A really fun pic from Kink's Water Bondage site. To be specific, image source is Kink.com shoot 4221, "Isis Love and Satine Phoenix" starring Satine Phoenix and Isis Love having the most kinky fun evah! (Satine is being fucked, Isis is fucking.)

Keeping Those Abs Tight!

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"And you think about what you've done!"

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The Romance of AI Art When Art Imitates Life

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Prize Winner!

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Putting the Grind into Hustle and Grind

This is cover art to keep my blog from getting dinged by Google for too much sexiness. I asked for dominant men and slavegirls in a jungle with spaceships, instead I got naked, sometimes seriously deformed men and women lying around tripping balls. Except for the giantess who's rocking out. Well, that's art for ya.

So this was what they meant by "lean into it." She was willing to go down with that!

Image source: Kink.com shoot 35678 "Unhappy Slut" starring Dani Daniels and Derrick Pierce.

Note: I was unable to pull this shoot up on Kink.com, but there are numerous sources on the Web, including the Internet Adult Film Database, citing it as the vid this vidcap is from. I'm not sure why the vid does not show up on Kink.com.

Snapping into the Ready Position

 
The term "bottoms up" isn't about drinking for slavegirls. It's a order. Granted, one they love to hear.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 16841 "Adorable Jessi Palmer is Suspended By Just Her Pigtails and Ankles and Fucked" starring Jessi Palmer and James Deen. I just love they way she pops her butt right up in the air. I can almost hear her saying, "Sir! Yes sir!"

What Is It About Bondage That Brings Rock Music To Life?

                "Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve!"

Image source: Kink.com shoot 8876, "Brunettes Have More Fun: Sweet Revenge" starring Felony (top) Jessie Cox (bottom left) and Krissy Lynn (bottom right).

Such Hungry Slavegirls

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