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Monday, October 6, 2025

Staking A Claim On The One Square Inch of Heaven on Earth

This is a Civitai AI art blunder that will hopefully not make Google crush my numbers. It's an an image to image image, which means it's based on an already existing image of a single nanaked woman kneeling in a cell. You REALLY don't have to worry about AI art taking over anytime soon. It is still making stuff like this. It has no idea what it's doing. 

If a Master wants the gates of heaven open, he can force them open, and keep them open. A few hours sitting publicly displayed like this will teach a slave what she is.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 5914, "Darling gives us BLOODY SCREAMING ORGASMS over & over & over again!" starring Dee Williams (AKA Darling).

Sunday, October 5, 2025

If the Cage Fits...


"OK, guys, I think Bobbi's been in the cage a little TOO long..."

Image source: Kink.com shoot 4382 "If The Shoe Fits" starring perhaps the most beautiful woman in porn, Bobbi Starr, and Cyd Black (that's his hand on the right).

Saturday, October 4, 2025

What Do You Get When You Combine Wholesome Outdoor Fun With Lesbian Bondage Sex?

"Hi, I'm Generic Blond Slavegirl, and I'm here to save this blog from getting crushed by Google's censorbot. Please enjoy your stay on this page."

"Oh god! Oh god! OH GOD! WHEEEEEEEE!"
 

Now these are Lesbian Swingers, alrighty! A really fun pic from Kink's Water Bondage site. To be specific, image source is Kink.com shoot 4221, "Isis Love and Satine Phoenix" starring Satine Phoenix and Isis Love having the most kinky fun evah! (Satine is being fucked, Isis is fucking.)

Monday, September 29, 2025

Putting the Grind into Hustle and Grind

This is cover art to keep my blog from getting dinged by Google for too much sexiness. I asked for dominant men and slavegirls in a jungle with spaceships, instead I got naked, sometimes seriously deformed men and women lying around tripping balls. Except for the giantess who's rocking out. Well, that's art for ya.

So this was what they meant by "lean into it." She was willing to go down with that!

Image source: Kink.com shoot 35678 "Unhappy Slut" starring Dani Daniels and Derrick Pierce.
Note: I was unable to pull this shoot up on Kink.com, but there are numerous sources on the Web, including the Internet Adult Film Database, citing it as the vid this vidcap is from. I'm not sure why the vid does not show up on Kink.com.

Sunday, September 28, 2025

Snapping into the Ready Position

 
The term "bottoms up" isn't about drinking for slavegirls. It's a order. Granted, one they love to hear.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 16841 "Adorable Jessi Palmer is Suspended By Just Her Pigtails and Ankles and Fucked" starring Jessi Palmer and James Deen. I just love they way she pops her butt right up in the air. I can almost hear her saying, "Sir! Yes sir!"

Saturday, September 27, 2025

What Is It About Bondage That Brings Rock Music To Life?

                "Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve!"

Image source: Kink.com shoot 8876, "Brunettes Have More Fun: Sweet Revenge" starring Felony (top) Jessie Cox (bottom left) and Krissy Lynn (bottom right).

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Gun Bullet Thunder Sword Coffee Art!


Yesterday I created this promo art as I was sipping my Gun Bullet Thunder Sword coffee. (It's just coffee with a tablespoon of butter emulsified into it, instead of/in addition to milk. The keto guys started drinking it and I guess the term "butter coffee" wasn't macho enough for them, so they renamed it "bullet coffee" which I'll grant you does have Rule of Cool written all over it. So I decided to go one better and take the macho to the max with Thunder Sword Hot Pussy Bullet coffee. Take that, "butter coffee"!) 

Anyway came up with this promo piece for Erotic Slavegirls of Outer Space and really liked it. I started out by getting some images of a raging battle in outer space between 1950s style pulp spaceships.to go with the B-movie ambience of the novel, using a Civitai text prompt. No naked women involved so I figured it would be easy. But Civitai fought me anyway. The spaceships are more 1980s style spacecraft, heavily influenced by Star Wars. I could live with that, but for some reason Civitai just HAD to introduce planetscapes or moonscapes into the image, couldn't just go with "spaceships fighting in outer space with planets and stars in the background" which was pretty much my prompt. Still, the images were dramatic, space-fighty and outer-spacey in general, so I went with it. 

After looking at all the images I'd gotten (about eight usable ones) I looked at various slavegirl images I had created on Civitai, generally via Image to Image using an SL avatar, looking for something that would work well with the outerspace images. I settled on the one seen above, because the position of her arms and legs splayed out in different directions paralleled the ravening bolts of doom fired by the spaceships, and the spaceships themselves. 

I knocked out the slavegirl's background using Deposit Photos' free background knockout service which tends to do a better job than the AI art background knockout options (thanks, Deposit Photos!) and then pulled up both images in GIMP. I placed the image of the slavegirl on a layer atop the space battle image base, shrank the slavegirl to fit, and then used the layer opacity slider to get her transparent enough that she matched the background image visually. This left her so transparent that planets, spaceships and ravening bolts of doom were clearly visible through her. I thought it was a nice effect, so I left it as is. 

Came out pretty well, I thought. Enjoy!

Monday, September 22, 2025

A Watery Slave

She didn't know if she was cumming or if the wand had shorted out from all the water... and she didn't care.

Image source: kink.com shoot 1392, "Kendra James" starring Kendra James (suspended) and Chanta Rose (upright).

Friday, September 19, 2025

Civitai, Tensor AI, MageSpace, Leonardo AI: Blunderers All

WARNING: This image is safe for work in every respect yet still is an AI blunder. All the images below it are Not Safe For Work and also Not Safe For Life in some cases. You have been warned.

MageSpace: This is Schrodinger's blunder: it is and is not a blunder, both at the same time. In the sense that the artwork on this image is well executed with no glaring issues, it's not a blunder. The problem is that this is an image to image creation, and the image it was supposed to be based on was a lot like this image in every respect, except the woman in the foreground is naked and has her back turned to the viewer, mostly, as she watches the dirigible float past. So it is a blunder in that sense. This is very symptomatic of MageSpace, which HATES nudity. There are ways to get around it (image to image) but it's very difficult at best. Don't even think about generating sexy art with prompts on MageSpace.

Civitai: When Civitai goes bad, it goes BAAAAD. It gets naked women in bondage all wrong in so many ways. I forget what image this is based on, but whatever it was, it didn't look a THING like this THING. What I find particularly ironic here is that Civitai is particularly bad with portraying gags (most AI art programs are) but in this case it did a pretty good job of rendering the ball part of the ballgag but then rendered the face around it in the most horrifying manner possible.

Tensor AI: Tensor is censored like all the AI programs right now. It's very hard to get good, clean, naked image out of it. Monstrosities like Spiderwoman here are fairly common. One hopes things will get better soon, but who knows with the right wing in power and censoring every fucking thing they can?

Leonardo AI: Leonardo AI is just plain cruel. It'll get your hopes up by producing an image of a bonnie lass with a smiling face on a sofa by a river and then... and then... you look at her breasts and notice that she has no nipples. And you look at her belly and notice that she has two bellybuttons, neither of them anywhere close to where they should be, which is hidden behind her forearm. Speaking of hidden things, her left hand has COMPLETELY disappeared into the cushion, which doesn't look all THAT soft. But perhaps that's a blessing in disguise, because her right hand which IS visible has some very wonky fingers. But then you notice the absolute worst, which is that the shin and foot of her left leg have somehow merged with the sofa's curlicue gilt backing. It is amazing how Leonardo AI can take such a beautiful image and utterly ruin it with one awful detail after another.

All AI art programs appear to have their weaknesses. I'm sure the art creators who present flawless image after flawless image are chest deep in culled images of the sort I'm showing you, which they are not showing you because they want you to believe they are AI art whizbangs. That's the nature of AI art, you have to cull a lot of dross to get the good stuff, and if AI art is an indicator for AI in general, we don't have to worry about AI matching human intelligence anytime soon. Much less superintelligence. 

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Sensitive And Deeply Felt!

 

Cover art to keep Google from going Godzilla on my blog. This pic is a MageSpace-generated heartbreaker. It's so close to being a good, usable pic as is, that collar being especially well done. But what the hell is that pink thing above her lower teeth? It's way too wide to be the tip of her tongue and shaped wrong, too. Very annoying.

Lesbian bondage reaming is so much more sensitive and heartfelt than heterosexual bondage reaming!

Image source: Kink.com shoot 12014, "Lily's Plaything," starring Ginger Gates (being reamed) and Lily Labeaux (reaming).

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Doing Time In The Handlebar Hammock


Her bed was her prison and her butt was her only way out!

Image source: Kink.com shoot 36042, "Tough Love" starring Carter Cruise and Mr. Pete (not shown).

Sunday, September 14, 2025

Career Change

 Cover art to keep Google Blogger off my stats. A generic Japanese waifu of the sort you get all the time with most AI art programs, whether you ask for them or not. Helps me understand the frustration African Americans felt back when almost all of US television and movies was white people, and the few black people that were represented were absolutely shameful stereotypes. Not in the same league of course, but like I said, helps my understanding.

After escaping from slavery Brooke enjoyed a brief career as a poolside footrest, but after a while slavery started to look good in comparison.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 2045, "Brooke Bound and Audrey Leigh" starring Brooke Bound and Audrey Leigh, of all people.

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Civitai Blunders

I've had fun ragging on Tensor AI, Leonardo AI and MageSpace for their blunders, but lemme tall ya... Civitai can blunder an image just as badly as the others. For instance, this image. It is an image to image shot, which means it's meant to make a copy of the original image but gussy it up AI-style. Here's the image it was copied from:

This is a screenshot from Second Life using SL avatars and as you can see, the Civitai version is not an exact reproduction. What I wanted was an image of this semi-happy couple (the Slave Leia avatar appears to be scowling, and I love that) in more human, less cartoonish form. What I got was the two avatars merged into a single human form, the Civitai model I was using apparently not trained for fucking, a fairly common problem on Civitai. So it deleted the woman's hips and made the man's legs her legs. Well, fair enough, I guess. But then it twisted that poor avatar's back 180 degrees and also made it do a kind of loop. I actually think from the way her brawny shoulder and arm are positioned that she is supposed to be fisting herself from behind. 
    The AI also transformed her very nice panel gag into a crappily done cloth gag. But it did give her a humanish patina. Problem is, when you've done what the AI did to that avatar's body, no amount of patina is gonna help.

I did get better results eventually, though not perfect by any means.

Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Yard Sale Slaves

Prudish neighbors HATE this one weird trick for spicing up a yard sale!

Image source: Kink video 3228, "Adrianna Nicole, Annie Cruz, Sandra Romain, Kat, Lee Stone and Mark Davis" starring... well, you know.

And yes, this video inspired my novel "Yard Sale Slut: The Novel" Except my story has an actual plot and characterization, if you're into that weird, kinky stuff. And I capture the pathos of the whole situation a little better than the video does:

"Moira Evans, the protagonist of "Yard Sale Slut," is at one of her life's many low points. She's being sold at a neighborhood yard sale, as the young man she was purchased for is going away to college. (She was purchased by her Master's parents to get him used to having sex with girls before going off to college, a purpose she served very well, whether she liked it or not.)

"Now she's being sold at the lowest sort of slave sale imaginable. She's being sold off with the old dishes and the gifts no one wanted, the books no one wanted to read, just another of broken, discarded toys laying on blankets on the lawn. Except of course she was staked to the ground with her arms and feet bound, so she can't escape."

Monday, September 8, 2025

Transforming the Old In-and-Out to the Old Up-and-Down

Cover art to keep Google off my stats. From Civitai. I have NO idea what happened to her left arm. Whatever it was, it's just wrong.

She had wanted to be dildo-fucked in the worst way, and sure enough, Master had found the worst way.

Image source: House of Gord. 

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Re-Evaluating Her Life Choices


Naked and covered in green Hutt spooge, Slave Liea could only stare at Han Solo frozen in carbonite and wonder, "What did I ever see in that guy?"

From a sensational series of Slave Leia comics by Alex Bridger. Bridger has vanished from the Interwebs but his art will be an enduring testament to his talent, and can still be easily discovered via Unsafe Google Search.