Saturday, January 21, 2012

Naked Slave Leia in Chains

"Who knew Gammoreans had cocks that long ... and prehensile, too!" Image source: Paheal's Rule 34 site's Return of the Jedi gallery, which contains eight pages of fakes and drawing of Slave Leia and friends that range from just barely PG to Totally Not Safe For Work and Deeply Disturbing As Well.

A question that this image implies: if the inhabitants of Sodom engaged in Sodomy, is having sex with a Gommorean Gammoramy?

All kidding aside, even though this fake is not NEARLY as slick at the one I ran in my article on Slave Leia RP in Star War: The Old Republic, it's technically a more proficient fake. The SWTOR article fake was mainly a matter of excellent picture selection ... the faker found a bondage model whose skin tone and lighting almost exactly matched a photo of Leia's face from Star Wars.

In the fake shown here, the faker had to match three key elements: a vidcap of Leia's face from Return of the Jedi, a photo of a bondage model, and a photo of a 3D model of a Gammorean guard. Getting these three images to come even CLOSE to looking like a single image had to have been very difficult. The photo of the bondage model, I think, was a much cleaner and sharper image than the vidcap. The faker had to make her body look grainy enough to match the face, it could not have been an easy task. Making the Gammorean model look realistic enough to match the other two elements had to have been a bear. Or at least, a Gammorean. Kudoes to the artist whomeover it is, becuase in the first few seconds that you look at the image it does look like a naked, collared, shackled, manacles Slave Leia straining against the leash of her Gammorrean guard. That's an impressive feat.


Anonymous said...

Well now Pat if health and safety come in here they won't be pleased you didn't issue a warning about that big axe do you know the considerable damage you could do to poor princess's Leia hair buns you could ruin her look for a whole generation. I think you should issue a caveat, you never know who's reading your blog and you could be encouraging the wrong type of thing here. And don't get me started on the image below, that poor girl could have a serious injury.
Warnings Pat it's all about the warnings Princess i mean Pat. You have a responsibility here as the owner of this little blog to protect the princess's of this world against this kind of behavior.

Thanks for delaying the sopa action your blog closure was the turning point ROTFL

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Pat Powers said...

You are correct of course! I had never considered the health implications of the dangers of photoshopped images being put in close conjunction with photos of 3D models! Some impressionable Gammorean may read this!