A half naked black woman whips a naked white woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that -- in Hyperborea. Gor either, for that matter.
I have here an image of a naked white woman being whipped by an almost naked black woman from one of President Obama’s favorite publications. I kid you not.
It’s from -- if you haven’t already guessed it -- Savage Sword of Conan Volume 3. (It’s one of two tasty bondage images from Volume 3, way below par for Conan novels.)
Obama has publicly admitted to being fan of Savage Sword of Conan. I have to say, that makes me feel even better that I voted for him, and not just because of our shared liking for Savage Sword of Conan.
I’m also pleased because Savage Sword of Conan is an excellent primer for dealing with Congress. The characters in Savage Sword of Conan are a group of treacherous, conniving, sneaky, underhanded knaves -- and that’s the GOOD guys. The bad guys are all that plus evil -- REALLY evil.
Even the seemingly hapless slave girls in Savage Sword of Conan are sly, manipulative wenches. Betrayal is the almost inevitably result of trusting any character, male or female. (If only Monica Lewinsky had been a Savage Sword of Conan fan.
You can see why Savage Sword of Conan is an excellent primer for anyone who would be President. He’ll need all the lessons in dealing with treachery and double-dealing he can get with all those Republicans out there, and thanks to Savage Sword of Conan he’ll have plenty of them.
Of course, President Obama should never admit to a taste for other heroic fantasy such as, say, Gor novels. But Obama knows better than that. That’s why he’s President and I’m a hugely successful bondage erotica writer (six sales in the last four months!).
And I’ll bet Obama's stash of Gor novels is REALLY well hidden.
It is good to be the ki … er, President.