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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Post Prudo-Feminist Bondage


Dirty, dirty Lennon.


Here's John Lennon's granddaughter, Dirty Lennon, emgaging in what is fast becoming a ritual for former prudo-feminists -- the nude bondage photoshoot.

The nude bondage photoshoot is considered a way for former prudo-feminists to burn their bridges back to prudo-feminism by doing something that will surely raise a collective "EEEEEEW" of horror and disgust when discovered.

Typically, former prudo-feminists are not very good at bondage modelling. They just don't get into the spirit of things very easily, as is the case here. Dirty's whole pose says, "OK, I'm naked, I'm cuffed and shackled to this chair, take my picture already and let's get this over with."

However, when prudo-feminists go bad they can become wonderful bondage models, as they give vent to their every stifled sexually submissive impulse, displaying like baboons in heat (which is not far from the truth of things, as straight prudo-feminists tend not to get laid a lot) while in their chains, ropes, cuffs, gags, etc.

Dirty Lennon is clearly not one of these, staring at the camera with a long face, thinking sadly, "This is going to get me mentioned in a women's studies monograph on failed feminists, I just know it!"

However, look at Dirty Lennon's body. That curvaceous hip, that smooth, pale skin, that sleek torso ... here is a body that is just made for sex. It may be that Dirty Lennon's body is more informed about her desires than her mind is, and that she will soon turn into the dirty, dirty, dirty sex animal she would like to be on occasion.

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