Yep, that's a casket that slavegirl is chained to. Image source: Polish casket maker calendar. Really!
Y'know, in the 12th Century you just might have seen ads showing slavegirls chained to caskets, if there had been advertising other than minstrels singing about stuff, because then you had your Vikings killing a dead warrior's slavegirls at his funeral so he'd have slaves in the afterlife.
But you don't really expect to see ad featuring hot naked slavegirls chained to caskets nowadays, because, well ... not even Rule 34 would ... no ... because ... JUST BECAUSE, ALRIGHT!!!!
But New York Daily News's online adjunct reports (more hot n sexy photos of models and caskets at the link!) that a Polish casket manufacturer named Lindner has created a calendar featuring hot, nearly naked models and caskets in poses designed to provoke, pique and please, in a pre-postmortem sort of way.
And one of those photos shows a slavegirl chained to a casket, which supposedly really makes you want to buy one of their caskets. And frankly, if they had women dressed like that, who looked like that, chained to their caskets I would at the VERY LEAST visit their showroom. Yet like most, I am hoping to delay using their product absolutely as long as is possible.
"Yes, Master! I will pull your casket, whatever kind of horrible perverted thing that might be! Image sourse: Hogtied.com.
4 comments:
I understand perfectly the idea of using hot babes to promote merchandise. But do you have any insight into what the hell that ship is doing there?
Well, given the nature of the product being advertised, I would assume ... sinking?
Because we have SHIPLOADS of caskets!! So many that we need MORE SLAVEGIRLS to bring them to YOU!!!!
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