Music to Eat Greens and Black-Eyed Peas By

Above: what we imagine the boning in the song lyrics might look like. Image source: Public Disgrace.
Well if you've got to eat greens and black-eyed peas on New Years Day for luck, I've got the PERFECT music for it, Bone Me Like You Own Me by Barbara Carr, a bluesy ballad full of nasty lyrics and growly bluesy sexiness. Don't say we never did you any favors!