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Sunday, January 13, 2013

Over One Million Served ...


A chart topper, indeed! Image source: me.

As the chart above indicates, Politically Sexy has crossed the one million hits mark. I'm not sure what this signifies, except that if I had a nickel for every page view my blog has had, I'd have $200,000 and that would be All Right with me, when in fact I'm pretty sure that if you counted my hours spent updating the blog at minimum wage and subtracting the amount I've made from it, I've probably lost $200,000 in "opportunity costs" on it.

Still, it's been fun. I tried to think of what would be the appropriate image to put on this post celebrating my blog's passing of the million page view mark, and I figured it out: what would a paga slut's heat look like after her millionth furring*? Probably something like this!


One million served and ready for more! Image source: Public Disgrace.com.

*Before you point out that it is absurd that a paga slut could fur one million customers, consider: in the Gor novels, Norman states that the stabilization serums allow Goreans to extend their lifespans well past 1000 years if they don't get their asses killed in all the fights and wars they have, and in the prime of health, appearing to be in their late 20s right up til the end. So a paga slut that has spent 990 years furring a dozen men a night in a tavern, every night, could fur well over 4 million men. Or one million men, four times each. So there! (And yeah, that's another reason Gor makes a better fantasy than it does a reality.)

2 comments:

Marc Cabot said...

Congratulations!

Pat Powers said...

Thanks, I'm looking forward to the day when I celebrate my first million dollars from the site ... probably around the sun explodes ...