Friday, August 22, 2008

Anything ...

"Funny, this ALWAYS worked in Finding Boys: The Betty Page Way."

"I'll do ANYTHING to get in I Felta Thi," she said.

"ANYTHING?" replied the sorority selection committee chairperson with notes of both skepticism and interest.

"ANYTHING!" she replied.

"Weeeeell," said the chairperson, "We've had to tone down the hazings since we went beyond our quota of hazing deaths last year. So no more physically hazardous stuff, just extreme humiliation. You're quite lucky. All we want pledges to do this year is wwalk three laps around the quad dressed in an outfit we'll provide."

"It sounds almost too easy," she said.

"Don't worry, said the chairperson. "We will do our best to make it a memorable experience for you."

(In all honesty, I have no idea what the provenance of this photo is, but I'd love to find out. There are way too many people in the background for this to be a bondage shoot, I don't think it's a mainstream movie scene, and although the background looks like the 60s the head harness ballgag screams "Modern!" It could be performance art, it could be a hazing. I'd love to know, so if you know, please post to this page.

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