Cranking the Cutie

Joe the Mechanic just couldn't understand it. Priming the pump on the carburetor could get a car cranked, but no matter how much he primed the slavegirl's pussy, he couldn't get her cranked. Maybe it was time to use the stick shift.

The Gag Game

They swore they would keep their gags on until their demands were met. Then they forgot what the demands were. But an oath is an oath!

Come one, come all, play the exciting new damsel in distress game. All four of these lovely young ladies are tape gagged, but one and only one of them also has her very skimpy thong panties stuffed into her mouth behind the tape gag as wadding. Can you guess which one it is?

(Image is from a German TV series or movie called "GSG9" or "Feuertaufe" -- I'm betting GSG9 is the series and "Feuertaufe" is the episode of the series the image is from.) European TV programming routinely kicks US programming's butt in terms of DiD imagery. Much fewer loosies, gags with wadding are much more common, etc., hands are more likely to be tied behind.

I blame the media. Specifically, the US media.

Secrets of the Legend of the Seeker/Magicians

The lesson of this image is: don't count your hot chicks before they hatch.

Here's an image from "Secrets of the Magician's Revealed," a show which gives away the tricks magicians use to entertain us. The image is from a show that aired this Monday.

Seen above is a trick in which a hot magician's assistant is made to appear and disappear from an iron cage. Or maybe it's disappear and appear. I don't really care. What I like is how much the iron cage remembles the cages yo usee in commercial bondage films. Looks like magicians are getting their freak on again. Huzzah!

In other news ...

The sword and sandal/sorcery rush I referred to earlier has its first manifestation this very weekend: the premiere of a new sword and sorcery TV series "Legend of the Seeker," based on the "Sword of Truth" novels by Terry Goodkind.

Sam Raimi, whose production company produced "Xena" and "Hercules" back in the 90s is the producer of "Legend of the Seeker," so it has excellent chances of being a quality sword and sorcery series. ABC/Disney has cleared the series for syndication in 95 percent of US markets.

Will there be hot damsels in distress? Sexy slavegirls? Probably not, this is a Disney production. Maybe tepid damsels in distress AT the very least, there'll be some nice fantasy adventure programming.

The series is syndicated so check your local listings. It premieres November 1st or 2nd, depending. I understand it will be on WGN World, so if your cable channel gets the WGN superstation, I'd say you have a good shot at it.

Here's the story from a so-called mainstream source.

Hanging With Ms. Cooper

When Dierdre had invited Muffy over to hang with her for awhile, Muffy thought she had something entirely different in mind. But this was nice, too, she decided.

Blackboard Bundle

She had to ask what made double secret detention different from regular detention. Image courtesy of Bondagerotica sponsorHogtied.com

Blood Relic: The Power of Nude Bondage

(Thinking)"I wonder if Meryl Streep got her start this way?"

Here's a damsel in distress scene from "Blood Relic" a horror flick. It's one of those peril scenes where a noose around a damsel in distress' neck is attached to a door which her rescuers have to open to get to her. Door opens, damsel strangles.

That's not the point of my post, however. The point is, the nudity of the damsel. Check out how it affects the drama of the scene. It ramps up the vulnerability and helplessness of the damsel, far beyond what it would be if she was clothed. As I wrote in The Power of Nude Bondage" this is an incredibly useful technique for increasing the drama of a scene.

Image courtesy of Nitro Video.

Medieval Law & Order: Sexy Victims Unit

Her legal defense had been greatly hampered by not knowing what the medieval crime of synecdochy actually was.

What Should A Slave Girl Look Like: Negligee and Sirik

Today we updated the "What Should A Slave Girl Look Like" with a visually powerful combination -- a silky, soft, translucent negligee and the hard, cold steel of a sirik. Takes the hottitude right through the roof.

If Waitresses Are Slave Girls ...

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Bondagerotica Updated with Nicole Kidman Bound, Gagged and Nude

"Boy, when Tom said he didn't want me talking about our sexual relationship, he really meant it!"

Nicole Kidman gets bound and naked, bound and gagged, and does a bit of self-bondage in "Birthday Girl" which is this week's update to Bondagerotica. Other things happen as well, sadly including an instance of Lurking Heavy Plot ruining what could have been another "Secretary." Lurking Heavy Plot is normally a scourge of Skinamax films, in which the creators throw in a shootout or a mass arrest to bring an end to a film that really could have been ended by two of the protagonists lying in bed and smoking cigarettes with contended smiles on their faces.

Lurking Heavy Plot doesn't ordinarily screw up a mainstream film, but it managed to do it in Birthday Girl. A shame, really, it could have been an excellent film.

Slave Girl Jenna Jameson Has the Hots for SOMEONE ...

Jenna Jameson, thinking: "Woof! That guy can pull my chain anytime he wants to!"

Y'know, there's looking hot and there's acting hot, and Jenna Jameson has got them both down cold. The silver collar she wears is nice, but that expression on her face ... wow! There's no doubting that she's looking at someone she wants, and isn't the least afraid to show it. Talk about smoldering hot expressions!

By the way, the gag is Photoshopped by our exceptional graphics staff. I can't stand Jenna's collagen lips, and besides, a gag doesn't change her expression a bit.

Don't believe me? Check it out:


Jenna Jameson, thinking: "Next time I think I'll just have my vulva grafted onto my face."

Up On The Roof

"If we had cable I wouldn't have to do this every time he wants to watch the Broncos play."

As she sat there, sky-clad, and waited for the virticies formed by subetheric particles created by the interdimensional helix device (cleverly disguised as an antenna) to lift her spirit into the Other Realm for a quick confab with the Powers of Light and Air while her body remained conveniently located at the helix device it was tied to (left alone, it tended to wander off and have sex with strangers, creating endless difficulties with her husband) her ability to reach 12th level consciousness was considerably diminished by mundane concerns about a truck bearing the legend "Spagnoli Brothers Roofing" that she had seen pull up to the front of the building a few moments ago. Plus, it was raining.

One sentence, 115 words. I believe I am ready for the next Bulwer-Llyton contest.

Toys'R'Us -- If Only

Merchandise for Toys'R'Us's new adult line of toys awaits being shelved.

Upcoming New "First" for Ring Gags

"Oh, well, at least it's not duct tape -- that stuff tastes terrible."

The trailer for the upcoming (2009) flick The Unborn reveals it will bring forth a new first for bondage scenes in mainstream movies: the first ring gag in a mainstream production.

My "Firsts" chart lists "Tokyo Decadence" as the first ring gag in a mainstream film, but it's a problematical ring gag -- one of those rings set in a large leather gag, with what appears to be one of those devices you put in sinks to strain out large foodstuffs inside it.

Thhere's also the matter of "mainstream." Tokyo Decadence primarily played the art house circuit in the US but never really made the megaplexes. It's got enough strong sexual bondage imagery that it's regarded as softcore porn by some. However, it did show up in Blockbuster and most of the other big video rental outfits. So it's kinda mainstream and it's kinda not.

The Unborn is produced by Michael Bay ("Transformers") and written and directed by David S. Goyer ("Ghost Rider" and "Blade: The Series") it's pure-D mainstream stuff. If it shows up in theaters come 2009, and it almost certainly will, consider who's behind it, I'll put it on the Firsts Chart.

Makes the Oscars pale by comparison, eh?

Ravishing Beauty

It just isn't fair when women are this beautiful. What are guys supposed to do? Oh, right ...

One of the obvious answers to "What Should A Slavegirl Look Like?" is "Ravishingly beautiful." Note that we came up with more than 20 responses before we figure it out. But have we got a gorgeous example of a beautiful slave girl.

Naked Slave Girls in Bondage from 1934

Cleopatra gets taken for a ride, sword and sandal style. That's Claudette Colbert under all that bondage, gaggage and blindfoldage.

The 1934 version of Cleopatra was WAY ahead of all subsequent version of Cleopatra in terms of creating slavegirls that really looked like slavegirls -- half naked and in chains. The movie slid in just before the Hayes Code came along and fucked up American films for about 30 years. If things had gotten WILDER without the Hayes Code over that 30 years, there's no telling WHAT kind of really great bondage imagery we might have had. Check out our analysis of the slavegirl imagery in Cleopatra here. Also features more of Claudette Colbert bound and gagged, if you like that sort of thing. And if you DON'T like that sort of thing, what are you doing reading this blog?

Also, there's a nice furry scene in the movie. No, I am not making this up.

Lorissa McComas Makes A Great Sex Droid in Cyber Zone

Hotties! Loosely wrapped hotties for sale!

In th 1995 film "Cyber Zone," aka "Droid Gunner," Lorissa McComas, Heidi Grotsky and Pam Phillips are a trio of sex droids of the future being searched for by various parties in this sexy scifi flick (much more scifi than sexy, though there are breasts aplenty to give it an R rating). Good guy bounty hunters Marc Singer and Matthias Hues are forced to tie the sex droids up after they rescue them because, being female sex droids, they literally cannot keep their hands off the guys.

(This is a HUGE improvement over the sex droids typically found in Japanese hentai, who are generally not at all interested in sex. That's right, according to Japanese hentai makers, sex droids built for sex will be programmed not to like it. I would never have the nerve to make up something that stupid.)

The bounty hunters tie up the sex droids because they are kinda concerned with escaping with their lives from the sex droids' former owners at the moment.

The bondage is very much a loosie with the sex droids standing back to back and wrapped with coils of rope, one of which somehow manages to slide under Lorissa's breast. All wear diaphanous gowns that cover them from neck to mid-calf.

Lorissa, who faces the camera, has a nice line as she stands there bound: "I am programmed to deliver excellent bondage as well as great sex."

They really should have taken some advice from her, because those gals could have wriggled out of those ropes in 2 or 3 seconds if they tried to.

Brinke Stevens has a nice turn in the flick as a catgirl stripper named "Kitten."

This is what Lorissa Mccomas looks like sans nightie:


She can be my sex droid anytime she wants to. Image courtesy of Mac and Bumble website. They've got plenty of other pics of McComas if you're interested, and really, who isn't?

The Peplum Conundrum

"And now, back from her triumphant European tour, the incomparable Savita the Slave Dancer does her Fully Dressed Whip Dance!"

Today we've got another new piece in our analyses of slavegirl images in sword and sandal movies on Bondagerotica, this one focussing on the changes in mainstream audiences which may make it difficult to present movies full of half-naked men wrestling and fully dressed dancing girls and not be thought of as gay gay gay. Features imagery from a whip dance performed by said fully dressed slavegirl.Check it out, it's a bit of a hoot.

Stringent Bondage for Filmmakers

"Mmmm, a bacon-flavored plug gag. This is my lucky day!"

Today I've got a new piece in my analyses of slavegirl images in sword and sandal movies on Bondagerotica, about the usefulness of images involving stringent bondage. They're powerful, they're dramatic, they're just what the doctor ordered for filmmakers who want to pump up the hottitude and/or the drama in their films. Check it out if you like.

Are Waitresses Slave Girls?

"Hi, I'm Maggie Gyllenhaal, I'll be your paga waitress tonight. What would you ...? The alcove? Yes master, right away master." (Grumble Grumble.) "Doesn't anybody eat or drink anything when they go to a restaurant any more?"

For October 12 we update Bondagerotica with an article which answers a question no one has ever asked, except for harried waitresses on busy nights: "Are Waitresses Slave Girls?" We pay particular attention to the concept of paga slaves as developed by John Norman in his Gor novels, as a demonstration of what waitressing would be like if waitresses WERE sex slaves. We don't particularly address what would happen if Maggie Gyllenhaal were a paga slave confined to an alcove for a customer, as seen above. We leave that as an exercise for our readers. Don't wear yourselves out!

A Whole New Waldo

Sometimes, it's not finding Waldo that's fun, it's looking for him. I could play THIS kind of "Find Waldo" game for hours! Click on the pic for another, much LARGER pic than this blog will allow, where Waldo lurks ... somewhere.

I don't have a source for this artwork ... looks like a scan from a magazine ... but I'd LOVE to know, so I could publicize it and buy myself a copy if it's got more stuff like this!

Enjoying the Bondage

She was so enjoying the bondage that not even Hitler himself could persuade her to slip her hands out of the manacles and leave.

Greetings from Leningrad!

(Dirty Russian postcard from the 1930s, reads as follows) "Join me, valiant comrades (or comradettes) in proclaiming the glories of soviet socialist bondage porn, so far in advance of the decadent bondage porn of the West!"

Buffy's M.O.

"Hey, Bones! I recognize these cuffs! I think Buffy the Vampire Slayer may be our suspect!"

Sexual Power Imbalances in the 1950s, Part 1

In the 1950s, Betty Page did a great job of visually representing women's power imbalances. People seemed to like her for it. (I don't count Estes Kefauver as a person.)


There's a scene in a 1955 Doris Day movie, "Love Me or Leave Me," that perfectly encapsulates the differences between Then And Now as far as the power balance between the sexes goes. In the movie, Doris plays jazz singer Ruth Etting, and to open their act, her revue's showgirls (of which she was one at that stage in her career), all of them scantily clad (for a 1950s movie) run from the back of the room to the stage, with plenty of tail-shaking going on in the process.

A drunken middle-aged man and his wife are sitting at a table near the stage, and as hottie Doris passes by, he makes a boozy grab for her.

The wife, of course, is outraged. She does the only proper thing. She slaps Doris and calls her a hussy. Doris goes running backstage, sobbing, cut to the quick by the accusation.

Now, at no time did Doris entice the man to make a grab at her. All she did was run from the rear of the room to the stage with her too young, too firm, too nubile body in it's too-sexy (for the 1950s) outfit.

All of the onus for the grab clearly belonged to the boozy letch. But But the wife slapped Doris, not her boozy letch of a husband. She had to slap someone for this affront to her wifehood, and she couldn't slap her husband, because he was her meal ticket, her financial security, her protector. Hell, she might even love him.

So she slapped Doris, and justified it by calling her a hussy.

In a modern movie, it would be clear and obvious to all that the wife's attack on Doris was blatantly hypociritical, if not extraordinarily hypocritical. But in the 1950s, this kind of hypocrisy was business as usual. Most women were homemakers, there weren't a lot of career paths for women other than "wife" and an attractive young hussy could post a great peril to your average well-to-do middle class housewife, who wouldn't have much "resale" value with her aging body on the marriage market, in comparison to nubile young hussies.

Because of these factors and others such as the sexist culture that made them possible, the 1950s were a time of great power imbalances between men and women.

This imbalance made it possible to produce romantic stories that dealt with power imbalances between the sexes in a matter-of-fact way, rather than as a social issue to be overcome. We'll look at such a film in the next post on this topic.

Tickled Pink

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The Mass Gagging Anomaly in Sword and Sandal Films

Coincidence ... or conspiracy? A scene from "Sleeping Dogs" or maybe it's "Fatal Conflict" -- it's hard to tell. (OK, it's "Fatal Conflict" ... we peeked.

In doing research for my sword and sandal movies article "What Should A Slavegirl Look Like" I've discovered an interesting anomaly. Gags are a useful prop to create images of slavegirls that powerfully establish their slavegirlhood. A woman who is gagged is a woman whose opinion no one cares to hear, especially on the topic of being gagged. But they aren't used on sword and sandal slavegirls as often as you might think.

Occasionally you will see a slavegirl gagged, often for a specific purpose (to silence her for this or that reason) but you never see gags used on groups of women to visually help establish their identity as slaves, that I know of.

And there have been mass gagging scenes in mainstream movies and TV shows that involved captives, but that's a different situation than scenes that involve slavegirls, because of course captivity is typically a temporary thing, whereas slavegirlhood is a permanent thing, hence the gags might get worn a LOT by the slavegirls.


A scene from "Alien Apocalypse." As you may note, some of the slavegirls are guys. Well, in this movie the slaves, male and female, are work slaves, because their owners are insectoid aliens. And the look is definitely dowdy. That's the way it goes.

In fact, the only place where I have ever seen groups of women identified as slaves wearing gags is in futuristic science fiction films and TV shows. Three of them (or four, depending on how you count) to be exact: a TV show called Cleopatra 2525, a SciFi original movie called "Alien Apocalypse" and the movies "Fatal Conflict" and "Sleeping Dogs" (Fatal Instinct reuses clips from Sleeping Dogs, hence I would tend to count them as one movie with a scene).


Gagged and/or blindfolded slavegirls do the 100-foot gambling den dash in the "Flying Lessons" episode of Cleopatra 2525.

I've racked my brain and I can't think of any scenes involving mass gaggings of women from and sword and sandal flick. It's a very strange anomaly for which I have no explanation. And I'm not at all sure a reasonable explanation exists. But anybody who knows of a mass gagging scene or three in a sword and sandal flick, thus destroying the anomalous nature of my discovery, please post a comment and let me know how very wrong I am.

Until then, the strange mystery of the Mass Gagging scene anomaly will remain strangely mysterious, and I'll be confidently awaiting my MacArthur Genius Grant for discovering it.

Sleep Walker

She had no idea they took sleep walking so seriously here.

A Quiet Time At The Powers Estate

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Daryl Hannah Nude, Leashed???

Darryl Hannah? Is that you????? Surely you didn't really think those sunglasses would fool anybody.

Found this photo on the Internets. Purports to be a photo of an unknown gay pride parade participant. Sure looks like Daryl Hannah to me.