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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Welcome to The Bondage Building!


Typical bondage building waiting room seating. Image source: Device Bondage.

The flying monkeys brought home this image of a street sign giving directions to a place many readers of this blog will find of interest. Some commenters have said they think the sign was altered by pranksters. Bah! With all the bondage extant on the Internet, there MUST be bondage buildings ... where else could you store all that bondage?

Monday, August 27, 2012

Alyona Minkovski: Naked, Chained Lesbian Bondage Fuck: Or Just A Clone Army At Work?


Alyona MinkovskI, up and coming Russian propagandist! Image source: vidcap from The Alyona Show on Russia TV.

Alyona MinkovskI has been hired away from Russia TV (Russia's news channel on Youtube) to the Huffington Post, which has started a new video channel. Looking at her picture above, you can see part of the reason they hired her: she's a very attractive woman. She's also smart as a whip, has a great telegenic presence, and is quick on her feet. It's no wonder she was by far Russia TV's most popular commentator. She'll bring a huge group of fanboys to the Huffington Post video channel if they ever get around to airing her show.


Here's Alyona clone and porn babe Sabrina Taylor doing the sort of stuff her fanboys could only imagine, i.e., making a great attempt to fist herself. Image source: FTVgirls.com.

But as the above image indicates, Alyona has a problem: a clone problem. And not just your average clone problem, she's got an army of clones. Many, many clones. I found a few without really trying all that hard ... there are undoubtedly many more out there.


Here's Alyona chained in the Cold War dungeon where Soviet dominatrixes taught her to obey and love Vladimir Putin and all he stands for. OK, that's just a little reheated Cold War sex fantasy, it's actually Kink.com model and Alyona Clone Tiger Wilde doing a scene for Whipped Ass ... but feel free to enjoy the Cold War fantasy! Image source: Whipped Ass.

Now the interesting question is, why does Alyona have so many clones? Well anyone who knows a little about mad science can figure out where that one leads: back to the Cold War, a halcyon period for Mad Science.


Here's Alyona naked, fucked and with an ass hook in her butt ... wait ... this just in ... it's not Alyona, it's her porn clone Jynx Maze. Is there no end to these Alyona clones? .... Probably not. Image source: Sex and Submission.com.

Here's my theory of why so many Alyona clones. A favorite movie of Cold Warriors around the world is of course Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece "Dr. Strangelove." One of the characters is an American general who is convinced that the Soviets are scheming to "drain American manhood of our precious bodily fluids!" (We'll give you one guess as to which particular bodily fluid he's referring to.)


Alyona clone Tiffany Star flashes a bright smile. Source: Also an FTVgirl.

Well Mad Scientists can be sort of literal and clueless at times ... that's why we love 'em, among other things! ... and it's very likely that some Russian mad scientists saw the movie and thought, "Of course! We will win by draining the Americans of their precious bodily fluids!" And so they created an army of Alonya celebrity clones with horny, porny proclivities and a mission to drain American males of their precious bodily fluids, once Alyona became Youtube famous. Line starts to the left and ends at Tierra del Fuego, guys!


Alyona, naked and tied and wearing some nipple weights, gives blowjob for the Motherla ... oh, wait, it's Jynx Marx ... I mean, Jynx Maze ... again. Darn all these celebrity clones! So confusing! Image source: Sex and Submission.com.

The only other explanation is that while Alyona's features are attractive and regular, they are not really all that different and remarkable, and hence a lot of brunettes with attractive, regular features in the porn industry might look like her in some photos, and that this whole clone army thing is a crazed Cold War fantasy much like the Domino Theory. And who would believe a preposterous thing like that?

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Excerpt from the Journal of Irresponsible Results


"Remotely induced hyper-orgasms while contorted in a pretzel-like condition and in a state of extreme bondage are not known to cure any medical conditions, but still the search continues, because it is so very popular with the researchers AND the subjects alike." Text source: Journal of Irresponsible Results, Issue 10 Volume 53, page 452. Image source: Hogtied.com.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Audrey Hepburn Wears A Ball Gag

Back in the 1950s, Audrey Hepburn's heydey, ball gags were rare and mysterious things, seen only on the likes of Betty Page and other inhabitants of the den of vice and depravity known only as New York City. Which is why it's really amazing to see a picture of Audrey Hepburn wearing one.

Fortunately, there is a rational explanation. It's a fake, a photomanip, but that said, it is one of the very best photomanips I've ever seen, comparable in quality to the fake of Princess Leia in nude bondage I wrote about here. Ropeguy found it on a message board, so hie thee hence to the Bondage Blog and check it out.


If you REALLY want to lure people away from commuting by car, HERE'S the way to do it. Instead of rideshare, it's slutshare! And if you miss your stop ... TOTALLY worth it! Get on the bus, people! Image source: Public Disgrace.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Leash Law For Slave Girls


Keep your slave girls leashed and controlled!" this sign warns. Image source: Public Disgrace website, plus, well, see below.

As the effects of Fifty Shades of Gray created more and more women running wild, crazed with sub frenzy and seeking masters with the desperate intensity they once only displayed at clothing store closeout sales, it became necessary to enact severe leash laws encouraging men to keep slavegirlish women naked, leashed and bound lest they run amuck and disturb the public order with their desperate pleas to be used like the sex beasts they were. Thus the leash law signage program was born.


Actually the picture above is a photomanip combining the Public Disgrace image with this one, which I found on a tumblr site, no attribution of course. Anyone knows, let me know, I am happy to give credit where credit is due.

Friday, August 10, 2012

I Wrote ANOTHER Damn Book!


The cover to "A Little Bit of Monica," my latest emission of great literature. Image source: Hottitude Press Art Department.

Just put up another book for sale on Amazon, it's actually a novelette called "A Little Bit of Monica." It's essentially the same story that has been posted on Bondagerotica by the same name (it's no longer there) so if you've read it there, no need to buy it unless you like having it in Kindle format on a portable reader. You can get it here. For the record, the prize is right: $2.99.

I did add a significant subplot involving the publishers of the Slavegirl Belinda comics, so there is that. It'll become important if sales make a second book in the series seem advisable.

For the record, here's the writeup on the book:

AT LAST! A book that RIPS THE LID off HARDCORE COSPLAY and BELLY DANCING at so-called “Cons”!!!!!!!! And describes in DETAIL how much FUN it all is!

When Monica saw the three sexy Slave Leias belly dancing at GamaRamaLamaDingDongCon, her latest obsession was born – she had to learn belly dancing! The women moved so sensuously, so gracefully, entrancing all onlookers, including her, but especially boys. Especially especially cute boys. She could learn belly dancing and do the same!

Monica's parents were only too glad to pay for the lessons, because she needed to lose some weight, and they had heard much tougher requests in earlier years … like an electron microscope so she could study superconductors, or a 100-gallon saltwater aquarium, or a four-color silkscreen press. Dancing lessons seemed sane and affordable by comparison.

Monica dove headlong into bellydancing with the same fire and energy she dove into all her obsessions. And she stuck with it, something she had not always done. Her instructor, Madame Yasmina of Madame Yasmin's School of Dance, was a wise woman and encouraged her students to reward themselves for practicing by spending some time dancing in any way the pleased, to the music they enjoyed. Monica wound up dancing for hours every time she practiced, and she practiced almost every night, in ways that Madame Yasmina had never spoken of, but might have understood.

As a result, after six months of belly dancing, Monica was transformed from a girl that boys ordinarily did not give a second glance to, into a hottie that ALL the guys gave first, second and third glances to. She lost weight, her hips and breasts became nicely rounded, and she moved with a sensuous sway that the dance had taught her without her even realizing it.

Not interested in the local boys who had treated her like furniture when she was overweight, or in the nice gamer and cosplay guys who were as obsessive as she was and hence kind of a bore to be around for any length of time, especially in the fishbowl environment of her high school, Monica set her sights on SciFiFunCon. She had noticed that some girls spent the whole four days of a con dressed in skimpy outfits that left them half naked, hugging cute boys and dancing and having a wonderful time.

Now, Monica realized, that could be her. She decides to go as Slavegirl Belinda, a web comic character that some snarkily called “Naked Girl” because of her very skimpy slavegirl attire. Her friend Joanie and her work up a costume and make plans that their parents would be seriously shocked by, if they knew them.

Will Monica be able to keep her parents in the dark about her plans? How will they react when they inevitably find out their daughter has been running around almost naked for four days and hugging on cute guys while being photographed? Will she be the hit of the drum circle dance? Will Monica find a very special cute guy to engage in some hardcore cosplay with? What will happen when she meets the publishers of Slavegirl Belinda comics at the Con? Can she, bursting with sexual energy and love, keep it together for four days?

All we can say is that Monica will probably have a lot of fun. If you want to know the details, you should probably buy the book and read it.


Monica, dressed as Slavegirl Belinda, poses with a Slave Leia cosplayer in a way that proves popular with the boys for some reason.



Monday, August 6, 2012

Jessica Alba Was Not Kidnapped In Real Life


Poor Jessica Alba, gagged again, this time in an episode of "Dark Angel" titled "Designate This." Image source: Found it over on Danger Theater, where lovely hostess Sasha has a DVD web rip of the entire scene, if you're into that sort of thing.

The flying monkeys bring me stuff that get me into debunkery now and then (at least it's not debuggery) and today is one of those "nows."

The flyng monkeys found a site called Wondertrash, that's basically one of those celebrity gossip sites, that had a post claiming that Jessica Alba was into bondage in real life. Two major pieces of supporting evidence were offered: that she wound up bound and gagged in so many films, and that she was purportedly kidnapped in real life, winding up bound and gagged in the trunk of a car.

Now the first bit of evidence is familiar ground, and can be explained on the basis of the sort of roles she gets offered: gang leader's girlfriend, biker chick in leather, or stripper or waitress. Of course she winds up bound and gagged a lot, hot chicks in action/horror movies tend to do that. If she were a romantic comedy actress and she were bound and gagged a lot ... THAT might be indicative. But action movie heroines and Mexican soap opera actresses get a pass here ... comes with the territory.

The kidnapping is more problematical. Rumors have swirled on the Internet for years that Alba was found bound and gagged in the trunk of a car when she was filming the "Flipper" TV series (and seriously underage). And people have looked for some substance to the story for years and found ... nothing. I did a Google search myself for this post and found ... nothing. Nowhere is there a cite or link to a magazine article/post/video in which someone in a position to know says, "Jessica was found bound and gagged in the trunk of a car" in real life.

Instead all you see is posts to message boards asking about it and celebrity sites gossiping about it, and not a single one of them offering any actual cites or sources.

So, it didn't happen. A lot of guys WANT it to have happened, in their fantasies, but no, never happened. If there were any evidence, it would have showed up somewhere.

But what made the Wondertrash post interesting to me was the way they tied it to their claim that Alba is into bondage. They theorized that the experience of being in bondage scenes with handsome young male costars affected Alba sexually and that the car trunk thing was not an actual abduction but Alba acting out some kinky fantasies. (They also stated that a lot of women do this sort of thing and then cover it up with a sketchy story of an abduction, often confessing they made it up eventually when the police start asking sharp questions.)

All of this presented without the least bit of evidence, mind you. If there were any solid evidence in the form of links or cites to authoritative sources, it would definitely be a theory worth considering. But as it is, I can only admire the ingenuity of turning the fact that there had never been any official records of the kidnapping into a plus,into support for the theory that Alba is into bondage in real life, by claiming it was a kinky fantasy gone wrong when acted out.

My own theory is that I have no idea if Jessica Alba is into bondage, and wouldn't know unless she or someone close to her said so, of she got caught in flagrante de kinko.

A couple more Jessica Alba in bondage related posts you may enjoy:

Jessica Alba's celebrity clone

Why I don't care for celebrity photomanips.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Naked Slave Girls in Public Sexual Bondage


Gorean Auto Parts became number one in the nation in auto parts sales because it was the first to offer the kind of seat covers that men really wanted, with free butt plugs yet! Image source: Public Disgrace.


Apparently, there's at least one paga tavern on Earth ... Image source: Public Disgrace.


As brick and mortar video rental stores lost more and more customers, penalties for keeping a popular video past its due date became very rigorous indeed. Image source: Public Disgrace.