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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Ten Highy Kinky Movies (That Are No Damn Fun)


J.J. Von Schnerk: "Vat, is dis naked, hogtied woman SMILINK? Does she know NUZZINK of how fine movies are made?" Image source: Hogtied.com.

On a site called Whatculture! they have a list of 10 Highly Kinky Films. The list describes what made the films kinky and also interesting and watchable. The films are (SPOILER ALERT, and really, go read the article, it's interesting enough and has pics)
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Preaching to the Perverted, Lorna, Spanking the Monkey, Bound, The Piano Teacher, Quills, Belle de Jour, 9 1/2 Weeks, Secretary, Crimes of Passion.

OK, here's my quickie reviews of all these films:
Preaching to the Perverted - didn't watch.
Lorna -- didn't watch, no reported bondage.
Spanking the Monkey -- didn't watch, no reported bondage, and squicky incest.
Bound -- watched, and OK gangster film with some good Skinamax style lesbian scenes and some nice damsel in distress nonsexual bondage.
The Piano Teacher -- didn't watch, tried, but too boring.
Quills -- also boring
Belle de Jour -- also boring
9 1/2 Weeks -- boring Skinamax trash that excluded all the bondage scenes in the book
Secretary -- the only film worth watching in the bunch. Maggie Gyllenhaal really does a great job of conveying the excitement, desperation and eroticism of her submissive character's feelings.
Crimes of Passion -- tried to watch it, boring.

Now you will have noticed that I have dismissed almost all of the bondage-content-bearing kinky films as boring. Well, sorry, that's my unfettered opinion of them. Like art films, mainstream films tend to handle kink as if were some horrible, serious necessity that people are forced to do by mysterious urges, possibly emanating from the Planet Netheria, which do not reward the users with pleasure and human contact, but force them to do very nasty things that they can barely stifle their gasps of horror while doing.

OK, I may be over-reaching there, but not by much. People do bondage for the same reason that people have vanilla sex, because it feels good and it's fun. But mainstream films can never portray that, that's left to porn, in most cases. A shame, because some poor kid who doesn't have access to porn may grow up thinking kinky=boring, based on what he or she sees in mainstream films.

Oh, well, I am glad mainstream sites are just listing kinky movies without Eeeewing them. That's progress, I guess.

A Really Nice Trove of Slavegirl Art


At the Oscars:"And yes, in real life, I'm her slavegirl, I must serve her in all ways, even the most horribly sexual, erotic ways imaginable, and she's got QUITE an imagination! It's a nice break from playing the virginal Jessie in the "Dull Times In The Suburbs" romcom I'm in currently." Image source: Cruel Timur's Imagefap galleries.

I found a real trove of slavegirl art in a series of 24 galleries created by a fellow named crueltimur over on a site called Imagefap.

Imagefap, as the name suggests, has ads showing image of women doing the sort of things that leads to fapping, but crueltimur's galleries are not hardcore stuff, for the most part. Mostly of images slavegirls being slavey, i.e., being auctioned, bathing, being stripped of their clothing, lying around looking sexy, having sex, all of it very often while in bondage and naked or almost naked. There are images of slavegirls having sex and giving blowjobs, but it's not the whole point of the galleries as it is in actual hardcore porn.

Not all the slavegirls are harem slaves, though many are. There are some definite Gorean slavegirls, some images of enslaved women from sweat mags, some modern Poser art (consistently really good stuff, too) illustrations from various magazines, and the sort of stuff you find over years of selecting slavegirly art from Internet archives.

The reason I mention this in particular is because of course I've been looking at slavegirl art on the Web for a long time, and crueltimur has found quite a bit of very good slavegirl art that is new to me.

Most of it is not attributed, however there are a lot of paintings with watermarks and such, so between Google Reverse Image Search and Tineye you should be able to track the artists down and see more of their stuff, though I was unable to find the origin of the image that goes with this post. Figures.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Time Travelling Bondage Models: Part Two


Left: Closeup of a portion of the cover of Mystic Comics No. 8. Right: Unknown tumblr image of a bondage model.

So I found the image on the right on a tumblr bondage photo blog, sans attribution, as usual. It reminded me of something, and after a bit I figured out what: one of the photos from my section on the Competitors of Wonder Woman, specifically, this one, Mystic Comics No. 8, from March 1942.

Clearly, the photo was created well after the comic book cover was inked, yet the resemblance is too amazing not to be true! The only rational explanation is that the model somehow traveled to the past to model for the cover of Mystic Comics No. 8! It sounds fantastic, I know, but it wouldn't be the first time I've obtained evidence of this happening. And c'mon, SyFy Channel "woo" series have proven everything from the existence of ghosts to ancient astronauts to aliens to the plot to save Hitler's mustache from the atomic bomb with far weaker "evidence" than this very strong resemblance between a cover on an old comic book and an obscure bit of bondage porn!

P.S.: I did a Google reverse image search and was able to only turn up websites of the sort that do not attribute and which have viruses and similar stuff, as my anti-virus program bragged to me on one or more occasions that it had detected specific kinds of malware. So tell me if you know of the origin of this image, but tread carefully if you go looking for more like it.

P.P.S.: You will note I have yellow circles over the woman's breasts. They are wrapped in rope and are all purple. I know some people like that stuff, but I don't, and I'm not putting it on my blog.


The original cover of Mystic Comics No. 8 in all its BDSM porno glory. Remember, this was a children's comic, sold in newsstands and stores everywhere without plain brown wrappers or anything ... just like those Margaret Brundage magazine covers. My how things have changed. Can you imagine that on a modern comic book cover?

Friday, February 22, 2013

Trouble At The Armory: Keeping It In Perspective


Maggie Mayhem modelling at Hogtied.com: her lips may have been sealed in this photoshoot, but they TOTALLY are not sealed in real life. Image source: Hogtied.com.

In an earlier post,
I pointed out that Kink.com has become, essentially, an old-fashioned Hollywood studio, only instead of turning out tepid Hayes Code fare, they turn out hardcore BDSM porn. Well the similarities are getting even more striking of late.

Studio execs snorting illegal white powders up their nose, check.

Studio staff accused of doing stupid things with firearms, check. (See previous link.) (I'm thinking of the various Hollywood actors who have been injured by firearms during the course of shooting various films (pun totally intended) such as those who have been killed or injured by weapons firing blanks.)

Studio execs accused of sexual improprieties, check. (Hell, the casting couch was so commonplace it was a cliche in Hollywood lore.)

Studio accused of monetarily exploiting their talent, check.

Studio accused of unsafe working conditions, check. (See link about sexual improprieties.)

All of this has come about, if you'll read the links, because of a drug bust that occurred because some knuckleheads at Kink.com set up a makeshift firing range in the studio's basement (it is a former actual National Guard Armory, hence you gotta figure would have some great firing range locations). The cops got called in because of all the gunfire, and Somehow (this makes me suspicious) during their investigation the cops found cocaine in the possession of the Peter Acworth, the CEO of Kink.com, i.e, the studio head.

Sorting out the truth of all this is tough. I personally do not find my morality outraged, or even surprised, by the cocaine possession and the firing range, so long as the firing range was safe (and I have not seen any allegations that it was unsafe). The allegations I do care about are the ones involving mistreatment of the talent at Kink.com.

Most of the accusations of those improprieties at Kink.com are coming from one person, Maggie Mayhem. (One of the sources I cite claims that other, unnamed Kink.com staff support her allegations, but frankly I am not at all disposed to lend any credulity to unnamed sources in a case like this. I got some unnamed sources right here for ya! ... if you know what I mean.)

Mayhem is a former Kink.com model/actress/employee who had a background in social work, i.e., conducting health screenings and providing safe materials to sex workers and addicts in San Francisco. I tend to think Mayhem believes what she is saying, she does not strike me as a liar. (We have all heard of the former porn stars who leave the business, turn Christian, report on all the nonstop horrors she was subjected to in the porn industry, and then sometimes leave Christianity and report on how the Christians brainwashed her into saying all those things, generally while flogging a book or video about her misadventures, leaving the objective viewer sure of nothing except that she is a liar to the core.)

I do not think Mayhem is one of those, but I do know that whenever a porn producer gets in serious trouble it's very possible that they will have employed at least one such person, and that such person will turn on them in a heartbeat with whatever allegations they can drum up. So I am skeptical, to say the least.

In Mayhem's case, I note that she admits that she was impelled to leave social work in part because the goody-goody nonprofit social welfare agencies she was working for did not measure up to her high moral standards. This suggests to me that she might be one of those people whose moral standards are so high that basically no organization can live up to them. So I am skeptical on that basis as well. (Saying a fetish porn model has high moral standards might be hard for a social conservative to wrap their head around, but I suspect it's not a rare trait among sex workers, especially BDSM sex workers.)

However, I am not convinced Mayhem is lying or exaggerating, I just don't KNOW what the truth is. My off-the-cuff impression is that Kink.com needs to get a lot sharper at separating the business end of their business from the bondage fantasy end, and to pick up on their worker safety practices, and treat their webcam girls better. There does not seem to be anything actively evil going on, at the moment, just a need to tighten up a bit. Which is more than you can say of Roman Polanski's Hollywood (granted it was 32 years go, but ... that's active evil in spades).

The other thing that makes me suspicious is something I alluded to in my initial story about Kink.com going mainstream ... when you start presenting yourself as a respectable member of the community, you draw attention to yourself, and a LOT of people have it out for sex workers and the sex industry from the get-go -- as Mayhem points out in the beginning of her article. So this kind of smells like the attack I had been fearing when I wrote my piece. Remember, "complaints about the guns" led the cops to Somehow find the cocaine in Acworth's possession. Just offhand, does not pass the sniff test at all. It stinks, in fact.

It would be terrible to see Kink.com's reputation go down the tubes, because they do have a well-established reputation as being a fun, healthy, positive place to do porn work, a reputation established by current and former workers at the place who speak highly of it. There are millions of social conservatives who will accept any allegations about Kink.com at face value because it's part of the sex industry,which they hate. And I mean hate, there's nothing rational going on there. Like any sex industry business, their reputation is damaged in the eyes of all social conservatives and suspect in the eyes of the uninformed. So there's a tendency to want to support Kink.com when they are attacked like this.

But you can't let Kink.com get away with turning into a sleazebag outfit for its workers just because they say the right things in public, like so many non-sex industry corporations do. (At least Kink.com has been spared the shame of most of its workers being forced to go on food stamps and other government assistance because of low wages, as WalMart has.)

That's why my stance on the issues at Kink.com is going to be wait and see. Wait and see what the people who actually work or have worked at Kink.com have to say about the matter. You can't trust what the mainstream media have to say about the matter, that's for damn sure. And keep a sense of perspective. Kink.com would have to get a LOT more evil to match the sleaze that our non-sex industry corporations get up to. Compared to many of them, even with the current allegations, Kink.com is ... saintly.

The Best Naked Lesbian Wrestling Joke EVAH!


What is it about naked lesbian wrestlng that you just CAN'T keep a straight face?" Image source: Ultimate Surrender.com.

Monday, February 18, 2013

In Case of Emergency


There's one in every building on Gor ...

Image source: tumblr site, no attribution. I did a Google image search and a tineye search and found a number of sites, some of which were of the sort that had me wondering if my virus protection was up to date. In fact I did a search for the name of one of the sites that the photo was tagged with and got a hit that suggested it spread Trojans. And most of the sites did not look like the sort that create original content, they looked like sites that grab others' content and rebrand it as their own, if they even bother to do that. So, I'm not recommending any of the sites I found to my readers. If anyone knows who originated this image let me know and I'll give them credit.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Domestic Bondage on SMBC Theater


"Now this is what we call "tickling the inner goddess!" Image source: Training of O.com.

A Youtube channel called SMBC Theater has come up with an actually funny bit about sexual bondage play. They called it 50 Shades of Domestic Gray but I think that's just to attract visitors, the skit actually has little or nothing to do with the book Fifty Shades of Grey. Point is: it's actually funny. Lighthearted and fun. Enjoy!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day!


I KNEW there was something other than a woman's buttocks seen during doggie style sex that looked like a Valentine heart! Image source: unattributed tumblr site.

Here's hoping all the tier-uppers and tiers-upped out there have a wonderful year replete with love and sex and all that good stuff! Here's a post with sexy-lovey bondage goodness, an account from the "It's Just A Hobby" site of what it feels to be tied with rope running through nipple and labia rings. Contains the phrase "his glorious wonderous cock" ... gotta love it! Found it on the Bondage Blog, it's always worth taking a look at.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Felicia Day Topless and Chained ... or Cloned?


Felicia Day has a new celebrity clone and she's in bondage, or course! Image source: Roman Filioppov's 500px blog.

Found a new clone of Felicia Day on the Abnormally Bound tumblr site, and my, she DOES resemble her clone sister. The image shows Felicia Day hanging by cuffs attached overhead to her wrists, naked from the waist up. Wait, no, it shows Day's celebrity clone doing that. She's a model for a Russian photographer named Roman Filippov. There was no attribution on the tumblr site, or course, but there was a watermark on the image, making the tracking down of the source a lot easier. Well there was a LITTLE difficulty, seems photographer Filippov shares his name with an arm-wrestling champion who's made a bigger dent on the Web that photographer Filippov has. (Still it was nothing like the hassle of tracking down the guy who took the photos of the Russian bondage cheerleaders who got pasted all over the web.)

But do check out Filippov's site at the image link, he's a topnotch pro photographer who's apparently done work for publications all over the world, including many glamor shots of naked or nearly naked models. Not a lot of bondage in his work, though there are a few shots ... still, he's got a nice feel for faces, I like that.

As for why a Russian bondage clone of Felicia Day? Well that's easily answered. It's part of a leftover Russian mad scientist cold warrior plot to rob American youth of their precious bodily fluids with hottie clones of famous Americans. We're on to you, mad scientists of Russia!


Interestingly, I could not even use the most attractive image of Felicia Day I could find because it does not look enough like her. I mean, I don't believe it's Photoshopped or anything, just that the lighting and makeup people did a terrific job of making Felicia look prettier than normal ... so much so, this image does not look as much like her as most of the images of her clones I have run.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Abnormally Bound


Normal sexual bondage. Image source: Training of O. com.

Here's Abnormally Bound, a better than average tumblr photo blog of women in bondage. Not a lot of SM, I like that. By the person who wrote the Slave Bride post on being gagged. As usual, total lack of attribution for the photos unless the image happens to have a watermark. I wonder why tumblr hasn't had its ass sued off?

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Designer Invents Slavewear And Doesn't Realize It


"The admiration this crowd has for my Daan Roosegaard gown is really turning me on!" Image source: Public Disgrace.com.

The new "Intimacy 2.0" dress from designer Daan Roosegaard has a feature that has the fashion world all agog: the cloth, normally opaque, becomes transparent when the wearer becomes aroused.

Commenters in the Huffington Post article about the garment were quick to clutch their pearls and declare that they would never wear any such scandalous garment. (One commenter was refreshingly honest and said that when she became aroused the clothes tended to go away anyway.)

But let's think for a moment here: who's the obvious market for garments that go transparent when the wearer becomes aroused? Slavegirls, that's who! What could be more fun than forcing a slavegirl to wear a garment that revealed her most intimate feelings? Oh, you betcha masters will be buying this for their slavegirls. It's fun enough to order a slavegirl to strip and spread her legs wide, making a slave wear a garment like this would allow a Master to strip her mind and spread it wide. Mmmmmmm ... (I can almost smell submissive women's panties getting wet as they come to this realization.)

Designer Roosegaard has said he is planning to create a ready-to-wear line of such garments, so things are looking very, very good. Of course, there will be cheap Asian knockoffs in no time that will be 1/10 the price and but will have quality issues like turning horrible shades of lime green and mauve when the wearer becomes aroused.

And of course, there's a catch: the garment works via ribbons of leather (leather!) and opaque e-foils that measure the wearer's heartbeat and make it go transparent when her pulse increases ... for any reason, not just sexual arousal.

Well, hey,no one ever said slavegirlhood was fair!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The S.E.C.R.E.T. Of No Success

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GQ Fifty Shades of Grey Inspired Photo Spread Features Actual Bondage ... Of A Woman!


When a bondage photo spread looks like THIS, maybe THEN I'll get interested. Image source: Sex and Submission.com.

The flying monkeys brought in news that GQ Magazine's Spanish edition has a hot "Fifty Shades of Grey"-inspired photo spread. I checked it out dutifully, certain I'd see no bondage at all, or a dude in bondage. Because that's fashion bondage for ya. So my eyeballs bugged out a little when the photos included SEVERAL images of a couple with the WOMAN in chains, cuffs, etc. And blindfolded, of course. Good lord, has Fifty Shades become such a powerful media force that even the dunderheads who do fashion photo shoots are starting to get it?

Hmm. This could be an outlier. I'm having trouble giving up the notion that fashion is run by idiots. I'll wait for further evidence. Yeah ... it's gotta be an outlier.