Kinky Writers and Publishers

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Naked Bondage Self-Wedgie!

In their constant search for ever more humilating torments, the villains eventually hit on the self-administered bondage wedgie, considered a new low in crapulence in the field of dominance and submission torments. Image source: Public Disgrace.com.

Lady Gaga Outfit Outshone By Second Life Designer

Lady Gaga looking bondage-y in the "bondage dress" that shocked those fashionistas who are shocked by anything they think somebody with money or clout wants them to be shocked by! Image source: just about every fashion/celeb site on the Web, here's a very nice one on The Stir that includes a nice butt shot of Lady Gaga. She really hung it out there. Note the lack of butt plug, however. Thought you was EDGY, Gaga! (The headline is pathetic, "Too Racy for 50 Shades of Gray!" the editor has clearly never read the book or even a good description of it, cause 50 Shades is WAAAAY racier than that dress.)
A couple of weeks ago the flying monkeys spent a few days filling up my mailbox with reports of the "bondage dress" Lady Gaga wore to lunch one day. Now I gotta give Lady Gaga credit, it's a pretty bondage-y looking dress, MUCH more bondage-y than a lot of stuff that get's called "bondage wear" by the fashion industry. (Basically, if it has a black strap on it, it can be called bondage wear, by fashion/celeb site standards, if that's not an oxymoron.) Lady Gaga would not look at all out of place in your average kink club in that getup, in fact, she'd look pretty durned IN place.


Now here's a nice outfit from Second Life designer Graves. It's way racier, way bondagier (I THINK that's a word, but I don't know if your average Scrabble dictionary would go for it) than Gaga's outfit, and of course, it has optional butt plug and nipple and vagina stims, and REALLY, who can resist options like that? Image source: Graves, I'll post the SLURL below. My flying monkeys, however, originally discovered the outfit on this website. And the images on the linked website give you a much better idea what those nipple stims and the butt plug look like. Tres sex droid.
Graves features a lot of similarly-inclined kinky outfits on her site. Thing is, this outfit does not look like it's beyond the capabilities of Real Life designers ... a transparent body stocking with some black fabric on it to give it the circuitry look. And when you compare the Graves outfit with the comparatively sloppy-looking, prosaic "bondage dress" it's not hard to tell who's the better designer. Graves is. Difference is, the Graves outfit goes for 690 lindens, with is about three bucks in US currency. I'm betting Gaga's less snazzy outfit cost thousands of dollars. Food for thought!

Graves has some Yahoo videos of her outfits, you can find them here.

Here's the SLURL for Graves' store in Second Life:

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Oxymoron/69/119/30

Have fun!


"Clothing? You mean, other than ropes? Can't say I remember it ... Image source: Sex and Submission, where they understand that the best thing about women's clohting is removing it!

Dreams of Control: Awakening -- Book Review

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Sexy Rope Bondage's Appeal Beautifully Explained

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50 Shades of Revolution

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50 Shades of Sexy

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Roleplay At The Gor Visions Tavern

A slavegirl awaits the Master's pleasure at the Gor Visions Tavern. Image source: me.
Well it seems that some enterprising folks in Second Life have started up a Gorean paga tavern that is accessble to all, not just Goreans. This is a brilliant idea, I think, given the popularity of 50 Shades of Gray I suspect there may be a huge appetite for dominance/submission roleplay. A place that can sort of ease people into it, getting the idea of Gorean roleplay without have to actually be IN Gor proper makes all kinds of sense.

I decided to go to the Gor Visions Tavern and conduct an interview with the owner, bubit Treves, and introduce readers to how the tavern works. Treves suggested I conduct the interview in roleplay, which was agreeable to me, so I grabbed a slave and grilled her good. But I got more than I bargained for, and so I posted the roleplay on Bondagerotica so you can check it out for yourself and see what happened, and get an idea of how Gorean roleplay proceeds.

Basically, the Gor Visions Tavern welcomes all to its doors, not just experienced Gorean roleplayers. You can play a slavegirl, a customer, a dancer, whatever floats your boat. The staff will help you learn the rules of the roleplay and guide you so you don't get caught up in roleplay that does not work for you. The slavegirls actually visit non-Gorean Second Life sims and entice visitors to the tavern. It's an interesting concept. I'd like to see them take a wider approach to attracting visitors, but I will watch their experiment with great interest, perhaps making the tavern a regular stopping point for Bondo Quixote on his travels.

If you want to visit the Gor Vision Tavern, here's their SLURL:

Gor Visions Tavern Teleport

Have a great time and tell em Bondo sent you if you drop by!


Slavegirls: enjoy your luxurious accommodations as you are carried, naked, bound and gagged in the trunk of a car, to your new life in the Gor Visions Tavern! Image source: Sex and Submission.

Tied Gagged and Fucked Nun

Sister Mary Purity had had enough of all the headlines about priests molesting, well, other people than her. "I will do anything to keep our fine priests from doing such things," she told Father Brown and Farther Murphy. "Anything?" they had responded, brows raised, as if doubting her resolve. "Anything!" she responded firmly. Later, she discovered what an incredibly wide range of activities "anything" entailed. It was physically taxing, but it had certainly been fun finding out! Image source: Sex and Submission (oh, you're gonna get your knuckles whacked pretty good for that video, guys!)

Natalie Dormer Tied and Fucked Or Cloned?

Two of these images are of the actress Natalie Dormer, two are of her celebrity clone, Chanel Prescott. Once again, mad scientists have been at work, clearly. And before you say one has blue eyes and one has brown eyes so they can't POSSIBLY be clones, I have three words for you: tinted contact lenses. Image sources: Upper left, Chanel Prescott from Sex and Submission, upper right, Natalie Dormer from this site, lower left, Natalie Dormer in a vidcap from HBO's Game of Thrones, lower right, Chanel Prescott from Sex and Submission.
When I noticed that Sex and Submission model Chanel Prescott had been cloned by this guy from the same cells that produced Natalie Dormer, I had to put up a post about it, because hey, Natalie Dormer is FUCKING HOT. She's best known to American audiences as the beautiful, sexy and ambitious Ann Boleyn who came to such a sad end on HBO's "The Tudors."


Ever wonder what Natalie Dormer would look like naked and tied over a crate awaiting use? Probably a lot like her clone in the same position. Image source: Sex and Submission.

More recently, Dormer plays the beautiful, sexy and ambitious wife of one of the Baratheons, whose husband came to such a sad end (killed by a demon assassin). When you need beautiful, sexy and able to play ambitious ... and willing to get naked and play sexy ... Natalie Dormer is an EXCELLENT choice.


Perhaps you have wondered what Natalie Dormer would look like naked and tied and being anally assaulted while being choked by Sex and Submission model Isis Love, and really, who does not? It might look a lot like this. Image source: Sex and Submission.

Dormer also played Private Lorraine in Captain America: The First Avenger and has several movies in post production, plus of course she will be appearing in upcoming episode of Games of Thrones, so there will be plenty more to see of her, which makes me rejoice, because with that twisty little smile of hers and those eyes that just won't quit, I could watch her ... quite a lot!


Dormer is willing to get naked for the right role, and it's definitely worth it, as seen here in a vidcap from Game of Thrones.

50 Shades of Gray Reaches 30 Milllion Worldwide

This is one great image of sexual bondage. Both of the people pictured here appear to be really into it, and particularly the woman's body is graceful and almost appears to be flying. And ladies, that's James Deen in case you are wondering. Image source: Sex and Submission.
50 Shades of Gray has now reached 30 million in sales worldwide, 20 million in sales in the U.S. alone, according to this report. This in an industry where 100,000 in sales constitutes a bestseller. There are even reports that the book is going to create a 50 Shades of Gray baby boom, as frisky moms read the book and, well, get frisky. They don't call it mommy porn for nothing, sweetheart! (Some are disputing that there will be such a baby boomlet. We should know either way in about a year!)

I think I've finally hit on a metaphor for 50 Shades of Gray that gives some idea of the scale of the phenomenon. Imagine an ordinary marina harbor, like this one. That's bondage erotica. Now imagine a huge cruise ship like this one sailing into that marina. That's 50 Shades of Gray. Now imagine a dude floating on a tiny orange inner tube being swamped by the waves created by the cruise ship. That's inner tube is Karg and that dude is me, and yes, I am shaking my fist in anger.

Extreme Naked Bondage Spreadeagle

"Ok, now I get what you meant when you said that I would be the bedspread." Image source: Sex and Submission.
There's something about a woman bound with her legs spread really, really wide that adds a certain frisson to any bondage. Those legs are staying spread very, very wide until she is untied. Nice. And the look she is casting over her shoulder, also very nice. Very dramatic!

Caged Fashion Slaves Bondage Fail

"Hey, when I begged and pleased to be let out of the cell, this was not what I had in mind!" Image source: Sex and Submission.
So, my flying monkeys brought is a story about a fashion show in Germany in which some of the models posed in a roomy giant birdcage sort of thing. It's easy to see why they brought it in, the story was headlined "Caged Fashion Slaves!"

Looking at the image of the model sitting comfortably in a cage about the size of your average office cubicle dressed in clothing that would be completely ordinary in your average office cubicle, I at first thought the image was too lame to bother with, but kept it around because it WASN'T about 50 Shades of Gray, and how often does that happen lately?

Then I read the copy that ran with the article and it consisted of a bunch of nattering about whether the cage was really about bondage or not, etc. etc. yadda yadda yadda "Not really bondage" etc. It was SO FREAKING STUPID! The fashion show imagery was not bondage, it was WEAKSAUCE! The image at the top of this page ... THAT'S bondage, you stupid fucking fashion dumbasses.

I know rationally that they were just playing up the bondage imagery because there was nothing else going on in the show to make it interesting, and the protests were probably squealed in delighted tones rather than serious objections. But damn, that sort of stuff is tiresome.

Skyrim Gets Kinky With Slaves, Binds and Gags

Found an excellent post called Danger Theatre: Skyrim Gets Kinky over at the Danger Theater website about the kinky mods now being created for Skyrim, including craftable binds and a gags. There's also going to be a Skyrim Slaver mod, apparently, where you can enslave female NPCs or be enslaved if your character is female. In an earlier post on this blog, I noted some of the naked mods to Skyrim and other video games that have been created, and strangely enough, that has been one of my most popular posts, perhaps because of the the Photoshop artwork I created to illustrate it. But Sasha has gone one better and found actual kinky mods in the game. Great work, Sasha!


Skyrim has not yet reached Second Life Gor levels of sexy kinky fun, but hell, you know it's just a few mods away ... Image source: original art.

Bondage-licious Youtube Videos

10,000 views and no flaggings! Keep your fingers crossed.
Found a couple of Youtube videos that really push the boundaries of what Youtube allows to be broadcast, and yes, I mean bewbies! Also, pussy! A tiny bit, anyway, in the second video. Wow. The first is a series of nice black and white still photos with some dramatic music, the second is a brief video of a woman in a hogtie, with some mmmphing. Check 'em out and enjoy them, my flying monkeys have been doing topnotch work of late.

50 Shades of The Gor Novels and the Ginger Movies

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Bondage Rummage Sale Hits The Streets

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50 Shades of Kinky Images in Mainstream Media

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The 15 Hottest Damsel in Distress Movies

Now THAT'S distressing a damsel, but of course you won't see anything like this in a mainstream film. Image source: Fucking Dungeon.
The website known as The Complex has compiled its list of the 15 hottest damsel in distress movies. I don't know that I agree with them: where is "Slavegirls From Beyond Infinity" and "Barbarian Queen" and "Deathstalker"? But what the hell, it's a fun idea, a fun list, check it out and see if you agree or disagree with what they have to say.

Parenthetically, it's interesting to see a mainstream site unapologetically listing hot damsel in distress movies. Most of the time when the term "damsel in distress" is used there are so many apologies, qualifiers, notes, explanations and so forth that you wonder where they even got the nerve to use the term. We get it, it's not the 1950s any more. Just setting it out there is so much easier and less tiresome to read.

First Ever Politically Sexy Video News Report

I did a NEWSY type video today, the first ever Politically Sexy News Report. Uncanny Vallerie is the host, she'll report on events of the day, hopefully improving her diction, as she has a bad case of Squeaky Robot Granny voice at present.

The first report is about 50 Shades of Gray of course, it being the Big News in the bondage world at present. It's actually a near verbatim copy of the story I wrote up here, updated a bit and tucked and nipped here and there, but basically the same story.


Uncanny Vallerie, star of so many riveting videos about Second Life, now hosts the Politically Sexy News. Cause she knows how to fill out a teeny-weeny bikini. It sure isn't her voice! Image source: me.
I hope to get the learning curve down to a reasonable level and get an improved voice for Vallerie, and turn these things out regularly in the future. If you have any suggestions on the voice issue, or for the show you know where the comments go!


Coming soon to the mind of a woman near you ... these fantasies! Image source: me.

Mainstream Movie Bondage vs. Kinky Internet Bondage

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50 Shades of Gray Times 20 Million Equals ... What?

Ah, wealth porn and porn pron, a traditional fantasy combination! Image source: me.
My flying monkeys have informed me from sources worldwide that sales of the 50 Shades of Gray erotic trilogy have passed 20 million copies sold worldwide, as reported in a previous post. Well as Anna would say, "Oh my!" As I noted when sales passed 10 million, this is a huge, huge number. It basically means that 20 million women are enjoying BDSM fantasies. And I want to put this a little more in perspective by describing how it affects something I know well, rather than dealing with it just as a publishing phenomenon, as I did in my previous post.

I'm a player in Second Life Gor, which has tens of thousands of players. The best number we have is 50,000 players, but that was from several years ago. The widespread use of alts (alternative avatars) could have inflated the number, or not (IIRC the 50,000 number was leaked by a Linden based on credit card numbers, which would not be bamboozled by alts. The source also said, based on the gender of names, that the ratio of female to male players in Second Life Gor is about 60/40, which roughly jibes with my personal experience. (I use Ventrillo, an internet voice service, to raid, and with voice it's easy to tell who's male and who's female.) So the number has some cred with me, though it remains guesswork and not exactly reliably sourced, as the Linden who revealed the numbers has not come forward. But it's the best estimate we have.

Now let us suppose that some tiny fraction of the women who read 50 Shades of Gray decide they want to enjoy some bondage and dominance fantasy in a more direct way, and find their way to Second Life Gor. Suppose that number was just one tenth of one percent, i.e., one in a thousand. That would lead to 200,000 new players joining Second Life Gor. Four times the number of current players.

Unfortunately, given that the readership of 50 Shades of Gray is almost completely female, the odds are that the overwhelming majority of 50 Shades of Gray readers who come to Gor will want to play slavegirls. Sexy slavegirls, who want a master all their own. And with just 40 percent of Gorean players being male, and only 50,000 Gorean players total ... there's gonna be a LOT of unhappy slavegirls!

Ah well. You win some, you lose some!


The importance of the fact that 20 million women are enjoying fantasies like this cannot be overstated. It's the sort of thing that the term "game changer" was invented to describe. Image source: Sex and Submission.

James Deen Is Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan (at the moment)

An actress who is probably not Lindsay Lohan, but who IS having sex with James Deen on camera. Image source: Sex and Submission.
The flying monkeys brought in this interesting tidbit, an article in the Huffington Post's celebrity section to the effect that porn star James Deen (see above) is not sleeping with actress Lindsay Lohan.

I'll bet you were as shocked as I am to receive the news. I mean, the sheer CHUTZPAH of presenting a story about someone NOT sleeping with someone as NEWS! I mean, come on! I'M not having sex with Lindsay Lohan either! I think it likely that a not inconsiderable fraction of readers of this blog are not having sex with Lindsay Lohan as well!

Granted, Ms. Lohan and Mr. Deen do have some acquaintance, as they are playing lovers in Brett Easton Ellis' film, "The Canyons." But that's as far as it goes, says Dean.

Now my acquaintance with Ms. Lohan is somewhat slight, in that she probably has no idea that I exist and would be horrified to discover that I did. And yet, despite all this, I am still not having sex with Lindsay Lohan. I want that understood!

And you, gentle readers, if you happen not to be sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, feel free to leave a comment in response to this post explaining that you are not having sex with Lindsay Lohan, and the circumstances that have led to your not having sex with Lindsay Lohan. The world deserves to know!

50 Shades of Gray Update: 20 Million Sold Worldwide

Picture this, times 20 million, in the minds of women worldwide. Oh, the times they are a-changing. Image source: Hogtied.com.
To a certain extent, writing about anything other than 50 Shades of Gray feels almost futile, it's that big a phenomenon. New sales figures show the book has sold 20 million copies worldwide.

I think by now the explanation for its success is in part its success: it now has "plausible deniability" going for it. The fact that everyone else is reading it makes it OK to read. You can enjoy the dirty, dirty scenes in the book knowing that you are not an extraordinary freak, or even out of the ordinary, while doing so. Like Slave Leia, it's entered the popular culture. It's "OK" to enjoy it.

But here's the thing. It's being described as a new "tentpole" book by traditional publishers. Such publishers have pretty much neglected their midlist books ... once the staple of the publishing industry ... in hopes that sales of one or two bestsellers will compensate for the lack of the lower-profit books.

Here's the thing, though. 50 Shades of Gray owes NONE of its success to the big publishers. It was a runaway bestseller as an e-book, long before Vintage Books moved in and made E.L. James a multimillion dollar offer she would not refuse. All the Vintage Books people did was add traditional sales to the success of 50 Shades of Gray as an e-book.

So, there is no guarantee that publishers can generate such sales in the future. They did not create the book's success in the first place. All they can do is jump on the bandwagon and hope that fan writers or erotic romance writers sends a new tentpole their way. It's no way to run an industry. In fact, it's down right stupid. Then again, we've seen bankers and politicians behave like idiots for years. Why shouldn't traditional publishers do the same? Personally, I hope the lot of them go out of business, if they can't do better than they have done.

Second Thoughts

"What have I got myself into?" Image source: Whipped Ass.com.
I feel like I'm on a roll with the images of damsels getting all expressive on us. Here we have a naked tied damsel on a bed looking all wistful, very second-thoughty, very much "I wonder if this is as good an idea as my genitals think it is?"

But it's not just her, the domme, played by the inimitable Sandra Romain, looks down at her, all "Mmmmm, what will I do with this toy I have all naked and tied up?"

A very evocative photo, indeed!

"Oh, THAT'S what I got myself into!"

A Damsel In Distract

Have we beeeeeeennnnnn innnnnnnntroduced? Whoa! Image source: Hogtied.
Continuing with our theme of damsels in various forms of emotional expression. Here we have a distracted damsel, and understandably so, hung up by one leg, the other leg frogtied naked, hands tied over her head, clothespins on her nipples, and having her "down there area" relentlessly vibrated. How do we know she's distracted?


Check out this closeup of her face. Not a whole lot of iris visible in those eyes!

A Distressed-Looking Damsel

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