A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma

Haley just couldn't figure it out: was he wearing her or was she wearing him? It was like an ancient mystery question such as "If  a tree falls over in the forest, what is the sound of one hand fapping?"

Image source: Haley Spades on Onlytarts.com.

Intended Consequences

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When The Subject Becomes An Object...

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Don't Lose Your Place!

If you are interrupted in your use of a slavegirl, no worries, just leave a cockmark in her and resume where you left off later.

 

Image source: a picture of top bondage model Wenona from a photoset by Little Mutt. 

You've Come A Long Way, Baby!

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Hispanic Trump Voter Leia

Art by Haden. Possibly one of the best, most imaginative Slave Leia bondage images. Maybe THE best.

In most images of Slave Liea she's either a helpless damsel in distress struggling to survive while being used and abused by Jabba and his minions, or a fearless princess in chains, being used and abused but bravely resisting.

But this Slave Leia is not like any of the others. Her spirit has been utterly broken and she has been changed by her experiences as Jabba's slave. She lies on her back, totally naked except for her collar, chain, cuff and boots, fondling her breasts and toying with her pussy using her ponytail while gazing at the viewer with self-satisfied disinterest. She looks petty and utterly confident and satisfied with her status as Jabba's favored pet slavegirl, with just a hint of a frown on her lips conveying her petulance. 

She is NOT the Slave Leia of the movies, the books, the comics and most other fanart. She's just a spoiled little toy for Jabba, and utterly content to be that. All the courage, the wisdom and the good-heartedness that characterized Princess Liea has been eaten away at by all the sex, filth and degeneracy she has experienced as Jabba's slavegirl, replaced by petty narcissism and inner ugliness that matches her physical beauty and sexual availability. (To see the sort of things that led to her breaking, just turn off Safe Search and Google "Slave Leia bondage sex" and you'll find plenty.) Slave Leia will fuck anyone Jabba wants her to, with enthusiasm, becase she has accepted her role as Jabba's pet fully.

I may be reading too much into this picture but I honestly don't think I am. Haden was very economical in his use of line art but he nailed Leia's pose: she does look utterly relaxed, her face is a mask of indifference with just a trace of what might be petty vindictiveness. Her body has a certain sultriness to it, you can easily imagine her legs spreading wide for whatever Jabba wants without a hint of shame. She's Jabba's favorite and she likes that. Her highest ambition is to remain Jabba's favorite forever.

Unfortunately, Jabba is of course scum and now that he has Slave Leia broken she will soon bore him, and into the rancor pit she will go, her face a mask of hurt and betrayal.

That's why I think of this Slave Leia as Hispanic Trump Voter Leia. Her big friend that she adores will not protect her, not at all.

Absolutely brilliant work by Haden. That said, I conducted a Google search and was unable to find anything about Haden. It looks like Haden has pulled down any trace of his existence as an artist on the Web, a pretty common thing for artists who have either figured the game isn't worth the candle or that are being pursued by lawyers, like Disney's for instance.

Adding to the confusion, the artwork above has also been watermarked by Shabby Blue who has MANY artworks out there. Even he is hard to locate for sure. Best I could do is a site called indigocreations.net that is not secure, and you have to register to visit, so I didn't bother. 

Mostly I found dead links to inactive sites. There is a "Shabby Blue Profile" site on DeviantArt but it only has three pics on it and many people say it's not by Shabby Blue. I did find some speculation that Haden and Shabby Blue are the same person, but absent evidence, that's all it is, speculation.

As always, if anyone has better info, please feel free to comment. 

"You Can't Put That There!"

"It was then that Slave Leia discovered that the alien woman DID have a that and COULD put that there!"

Image source: this is art by Alex Bridger, a talented artist who has created many online comics detailing the adventures of Slave Leia in the Star Wars universe that are full of wonderful kink imagery. (What's actually going on here is that the alien woman is putting a pony tail butt plug up Leia's ass before taking her out to be sold, I believe.)

 Unfortunately, "Alex Bridger" (very likely a pseudonym) has taken down his Deviant Art page and his Patreon page and generally disappeared from the Web so I can't offer you a generic Alex Bridger page to visit. (No reason is given for his disappearance though it was speculated that Disney's lawyers might have been after him. If so, a real shame, as no one believes Disney is ever going to get into the kinky possibilities of the Slave Leia storyline.) 

However, you can find the comic that this image is from (A Royal Bounty) by visiting this site. You can find all of Bridger's Slave Leia comics online by doing a Google search: Alex Bridger Star Wars -Ezra, or Alex Bridger Slave Leia -Ezra. Be sure and include the "-Ezra" because there's a major character named Ezra Bridger in Star Wars (he shows up in the Ahsoka live action Disney series) and if you don't exclude Ezra you are going to get a LOT of listings about Ezra Bridger and very few about Alex Bridger.

If anybody has more current information about Alex Bridger please feel free to drop a comment. A talent like that deserves recognition and moolah!

Totally worth it!

In the late 1800s, vibrators were industrial-sized machines that women had to be strapped into. But it DID make them less hysterical!

Image source: Kink shoot 17083, "Squirt Alert From The Ass That Keeps On Taking" starring Amy Brooke.

 

Her Tender Lips...

What strange creatures these Earth humans were. Pulling on one set of lips caused the other set of lips to open wide and emit strange noises!

Image source: Kink.com shoot 30464 featuring Juliette March (screaming) and Felony (yanking Juliette's chain).
 

"Her tender lips" brings a song to mind: 

Her Tender Lips

Leonardo AI Motion 2.0: A Move Too Far!

It started out as a not-so-innocent Second Life image of a Slave Leia avatar getting fucked by a naked male avatar. Cartoonish but pretty good, especially the annoyed expression in the avatar's eyes as it is bent over the table, bound and gagged and fucked in public. Mm, that's good bondage imagery. But could I get prudish Leonardo AI to create a good still image of such a blatantly sexual image?

Yes we can! I was most concerned about the gag, Leonardo AI has a real problem with gag. You can't even call them gags in the prompts, Leonardo thinks gags are evil bad things and will not knowingly draw them. So I ignored the gag in my prompt and hoped Leonardo wouldn't fuck it up like it has in so many instances. And it not only didn't fuck up the gag, it improved it. It fucked up Leia's shoulder, and made the male avatar's upper thigh skinnier than his calf and made his arm less believable and let's not even talk about what happened to the male figur's hip, but overall, not too bad for Leonardo. But the question is, what would happen if I tried to create a motion video?

I made the Leonardo AI image into a video using Motion 2.0. My prompt was: "A woman rests on a dais, gazing moodily into the distance while a man looms behind her. " Because I sure as hell couldn't say "A woman rests on a dais, her arms bound behind her, as a man vigorously fucks her doggie style from behind." No sex, no bondage, none of that in the prompts. Leonardo's Prompt Enhance feature took my somewhat generic text and made it into: "Woman slowly turns her head, gaze lingering. Man approaches, shadow falling on her, camera subtly zooms in." And I said, "What the hell, I'll go with it." This was a mistake. It somehow came up with two men, one of them little more than a mannequin the other wearing the wisp of fabric from Leia's butt as a loincloth, a much larger loincloth. Also, I knew that botched shoulder would be trouble. Sure enough, I got a case of Disembodied Arm when the AI decided to move her arm for some reason. The bright spot was Leia's face: the gag remained in place as she moved, properly drawn, and her eyes and posture were very expressive. So I tried again.

I used the same image, but this time I turned down the Prompt Enhance option. My prompt was, "A woman rests on a dais gazing moodily into the distance as a man looms behind her." Turns out it was very little improvement. Leonardo AI Motion 2.0 interpreted this as, "Man fucking woman doggie style literally deflates like a punctured blow-up doll. His arm becomes a leg and then falls off as he magically transforms into a bearded man clad in barbaric battle dress who walks away. As the man transforms from a deflated blow up doll to a Roman warrior, the woman's head rotates 180 degrees and the backe of her body magically becomes the front of her body as she crosses her legs and turns to watch the man leave." This was not an improvement over the preceding video at all. The gag remains strong, surviving even the 180 degree head rotation. And her butt interacts with an odd realism to the deflating blow-up man. Overall, though, it's trash. But what if?..

The prompt on this one was, "Woman lies still, man slowly walks away from dais, camera slowly pans to follow him." This was Prompt Enhance's version of my prompt, "Women rests on dais and man behind her rises and walks away." I figured, "Meh, close enough" and went with Prompt Enhance's version. A mistake. What Leonardo Motion gave me was, "Man rises after fucking woman, sliding his cock out of her pussy as he does so. But a nice pair of blue jeans magically appears on his body so you don't see his cock sliding out as he rises. Also as he rises, his right arm gets confused with her leg, which HAD been resting comfortably on the dais, but now lies sprawled hehind her as if he had shoved it aside as he rises. He trots out of the room at  good clip, a true "Wham bam thank you ma'am" kind of guy. Since the camera tracks him we don't get a reaction shot of Leia, which would have been nice. But we do get a shot of another dancer dancing forlornly by another dais, with no one to watch her or fuck her. Ain't that always the way?

And after all that, I gave up. I'd had enough of this visual abuse!

Challenge Accepted!

 

"None Shall Pass Save Those Who Fucke This Wench's Face!" the sign had said. It was amazing how obliging all the men had been.

Image Source: kink.com video 31868, "Dungeon Sex" starring Bonnie Day and Maestro.

A Real Trooper

It wasn't a harmonica but she would do her best!

 

Image source: Kink Shoot 34574, "A Squirting Puppy Is Eager To Please" starring Ella Nova.

A Nipple Too Far...

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Sexual Bondage Comedy Duo!

The Bad Lesbian Comedy Bondage duo of Penny Pax (left) and Chanel Preston was a little ahead of its time. The humor was perhaps a bit too advanced for most audiences, but their appearances were still very well attended for some reason or other.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 35488, "TSA Takedown Part 2: Patriots."

Of Lips And Gags

"She's ready for her close-up Mr. Demille." Chloe Camille convincingly demonstrates the way bright red lipstick can work with a red ballgag. Notice the way her lips wrap naturally around the ballgag, making it all look like a single natural unit. Dynomite!
Image Source: Kink.com shoot 10443, Halloween starring Chloe Camille.
While perusing a number of eminent websites in pursuit of my intellectual studies, I noticed something rather striking: very few of the artsy bondage kinda sites have any idea what gags are all about, as they almost never use them.

Come to think of it, a lot of hardcore bondage sites tend to neglect gags, using them rarely, or not effectively. The pic above shows what gags are all about ... controlling the sub's mouth. In the case of a ring gag, it's propping the mouth open, allowing things to be shoved rapidly in and out of it. In the case of your more commonplace ball gag, it's filling the mouth, letting the sub know that even as her top is working her pussy, her mouth is still under his control, not hers.

It's also about the softly muffled cries of passion that get out from under a gag, and the way a string of drool trails down the chin, a visible reminder of the sub's helplessness. Sure, it contorts the sub's face a bit, but that's just another aspect of her helplessness. Her very expression is controlled by her top. The sub's mouth is for kissing and licking and oral sex, and when not in use for those purposes, is quite properly bound and put away for such uses later.

If you think about it in those terms instead of going "Eeeew, gag!" you might just up your game a notch or two, art bondage people. I'm not saying that this is my taste and everybody's taste ought to be like mine, I'm writing this because I think a lot of bondage/sub-top/master-slave/up-down/whoopsi-doodle type folks might just find themselves enjoying gags a lot more of they put a little thought into what they are really all about.

And come to think of it, there ARE art bondage people, a lot of them. What the hell? What happened to bondage's ultra-skeeviness? I feel another post coming on!

The gag that says, "My lips are yours to use as you please, and when you please." And just look at how those red lips accentuate that spider gag while it's spread her mouth wide for whatever. By which I mean a cock, of course. And we can't ignore the way the model's huge, beautiful wide-open brown eyes work with her beautiful wide-open mouth. So we won't! 
Image Source: A reverse image search using a number of search sites turned up one hit, a site called Scroller which is a repository of sexy images, which cited as its source a subreddit that I used to curate, which means it's a pic I found on the Interwebs somewhere. There was no useful information about the picture on Scroller, and no other hits for the pic came up on Tineye, Yandex, Baidu, Alamy, and Shutterstock as well as Google reverse image, which is the search engine that found the image on Scroller. So I have no idea where this image originated. Drop me a line if you do!

An illustrative lost opportunity. This is bondage model Tatti Russo in a shoot for (gazes at watermark) Fucking Dungeon.  Will you look at those gorgeous lips of hers, so beautifully highlighted by that red, red lipstick? Of course you will, how could you not? Can you imagine how gorgeous those lips would look wrapped around a ballgag or a ring gag? I bet you can, I sure can. However apparently the same photographer who managed to take this shot could not. Because...

You don't have to imagine because here's Tatti in the same photoshoot wearing the same lipstick but with a ball gag strapped into her mouth.  And she does look gorgeous. Just not nearly as gorgeous as in the image above. I think it's two things: the lighting is much harsher in this image, making her skin look paler and her lipstick look paler, too. More importantly, her lips are pulled back over her teeth, making her lips look less full. Of course having a ballgag in her mouth will make a woman's lips stretch, too. I don't think that's what is happening here, though. I think it's just that no one thought about the possibilities here. Letting her lips relax into a more natural shape would let them be the full lips that they are. I could be wrong, my thinking is purely hypothetical here, but I think my thoughts explain the images well.

And here's gorgeous bondage model Nicotine making my point. Her lips are stretched back, but not so far back that they don't look full and gorgeous against that gag. And that red lipstick works beautifully with the ballgag. Damn.Imagine if her lips had been posed like Chloe Camille's lips.

Image source: kink.com shoot 6716 starring Nicotine and Clair Adams.

Here's Nicotine from the same video, sans ballgag. Absolutely gorgeous lips, just like Tatti, in fact, both are flat-out gorgeous in these shoots. Imagine what could have been if the photographer had tried to get the full effect of those lips wrapped around a ballgag, like Chloe's were. Woulda been spectacular.

Unexpected Alien Sex Queen!

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Leonardo AI Motion 2.0 Don't Need No Steenkin' Gravity!

This is how it started. A practically naked Second Life avatar ;photographed in a shallow stream with a luxurious jungle background. It's one of the best Second Life pics I've taken, although the avatar is, well, kinda bug-eyed. But such nice water, such nice jungle foliage, and such nice tanned breasts and a pussy barely covered by a waistcloth. 

So of course I HAD to run it through Leonardo AI and see what I got. What I got was eight iterations that are pretty darned close to this one. A great image, transformed the bug eyes into human eyes that are only slightly wonky, and really creates a lifelike jungle background. The stream is more realisitic than the Second Life stream but lacks the transparency of the SL version and still looks kinda AI-generated. And the more naturalistic hair just isn't as pretty as the SL avatar's hair. Worst of all, it Leonardo put that stupid bikini or one like it on every iteration and shrank those big, beautiful breasts down to a "nice rack" and gave us a granny bikini in place of that tiny wisp of silk. Still, it kept the nice skin tones and made the body more human. But what would happen if I gave it motion?

This happened. Here was my prompt: "Woman rises gracefully from stream, swirling water around her as she dances joyfully, camera slowly panning to reveal lush jungle." This video is clearly nothing like what I asked for. It's as if I asked for, "Woman lying in water is slowly pulled into the air by an invisible force, then is suddenly launched upward at high speed, driving the camera underwater somehow, then the camera resurfaces and see her flung into the trunk of a tall palm tree, then ragdolling as she falls toward the ground." VERY imaginative but it sure as hell wasn't what I asked for. Clearly, Leonardo AI does not understand gravity. Or much of anything in this instance.

Couldn't let it rest there, or course. Tried again with the same image using this prompt hoping to gentle things down: "Woman smiles, waves, then gently dips her hand in the stream. Camera slowly zooms in, focusing on her joyful expression." As you can see it worked a LOT better though I'm unsure why. Probably just random AI malarkey. I do wish the AI hadn't uglified the face, the face on this one is worse than the SL avatar toward the end, though much more human-looking. Lesson learned, whatever it was! 

Put out an ABB, STAT!

I recognize this sexy, sexy kidnapped Hooter's girl! It's Brooke Thomsen! Put out an ABB for this KBM pronto! No telling what she's up to! (ABB=All Bondage Bulletin, KBM is Known Bondage Model, of course.)

Image source: Brooke Thomsen, in a shoot from DGBondage.com. Looks like she's photoshopped into a truck interior. Now THIS is a kidnapper with taste!

An Odd Job Indeed!

Being a tandem sex yoga coach was a very different job, but so rewarding when you helped people find sexual Nirvana!

Image source: Kink.com shoot 18922, "Slave Training of Lyla Storm Day 4: Sexual Obedience" starring (left to right) Derrick Pierce, Lyla Storm and Isis Love. Not picture: The Pope. 

The Road To Excess Sometimes Leads to Something Other Than Wisdom

"Oh-ay. Ih ih ih-ik-ooh-uh!"

Translation from gag talk: "Ok. This is RIDICULOUS!"

Image source: Kink.com video 14260, "Intense Submission, Audrey Rose" starring Audry Rose and Mark Davis.

Leonardo AI Makes 2D Second Life Avatar Come To Life!

 
The Second Life avatar where it all began.

After I ran the Leondardo AI'd avatar through Kling AI's Motion 2 program I got this. Nice! Living woman from a drawing! The way motion video converts these images to 3D motion is amazing. The prompt I used was: "Woman slowly stretches, luxuriously awakening on a bed. Camera gently pans, then zooms slightly as she sits up, reaching for a nearby object." It wasn't a total win: the grayscreen background did not magically turn into a bed. Instead we got grass that I didn't ask for. Also, the diaphanous barely-there bra on her back magically turned into a real bra in front. Though I did like the way Motion 2.0 integrated the front of her collar with her bra. And her left forearm got a littl thick at times. But the best thing was the way the video lingered for a moment on the original image as is, with her literally lifting herself from 2D status to 3D status. Nice! The way her butt morphs is particularly nice. That's the way it works when you start out with a nice butt.

Sithed Senseless!

When she was captured by a Sith Mistress, she knew the full meaning of being Force-fucked.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 38924 "Whore In Training: Missy Minks Anally Submits to Cherry Torn!" featuring Missy Minks (left) and Cherry Torn (right). Force lightning effects by The Unknown Blogger.

Overwhelmed!

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Mainstream Movie and TV Show Strippers: Overdressed and Underlit

This is Jessica Alba playing a stripper in the R-rated movie "Sin City," a film in which Carla Gugino and several othe actresses get stark naked. This is as naked as Jessica gets while she's "stripping." The producers wanted her desperately for the role, apparently. No offense to Jessica, a great beauty and a good actress, but she was eminently replaceable in that role, and her unwillingness to do nudity should have disqualified her from the role. It would have been so much more powerful to see the young girl Bruce Willis rescued now forced to dance naked before men to survive in Sin City. There are a lot of excellent, attractive actresses who WILL do nudity or at least dancing in just a string thong, but I guess one or more of the producers was a Jessica Alba fanboy (or fangirl) and totally failed to understand the extra kick that nudity would have given the movie dramatically. A shame.

 When mainstream media want to approach sexual or porny topics they have all sorts of tricks and dodges. One of my favorites is the clothed stripper. No, I don’t mean an off-duty stripper not stripping, I mean a stripper at work on stage who never takes her clothes off, often dancing among other strippers who never take their clothes off, generally before an audience of men who are just fine with that. The greatest example of that is, of course, the one above.

To give you some idea how timid this scene is for an R-rated movie, here is a vidcap from a brief scene of strippers dancing from a defunct SyFy Channel TV series "Special Unit 2" which is about Chicago cops who fight supernatural crime. This would be the equivalent of a G-rated movie in the US, as it can be presumed that the audience would include children. So, here's the vidcap:

 

Need I say more? This is a stripper doing a split, seen from, ahem, behind. 

I guess the tightly stretched thong covering the pussy that presses against it made it G-rated. 

But this G-rated striptease registered as much sexier than Alba's pathetic scene.

 Because that butt was THERE, even if only briefly and in a dimly lit scene. 

(I lightened the image but I didn't do a damned thing to make it look more naked.)

And to be completely fair, this image is definitely an outlier that I'm pretty sure
slid past the censors. Most TV strippers are on par with Jessica Alba in "Sin City." 

Now for comparison, here's an online porn nekkid dancer (they tend to start out nekkid so "stripper" is not an accurate term):

Here's a vidcap of some online nekkid dancing, a very "in your face" dance I think most will agree. 
Any questions? The dancer for this video is ambercutie, and you can find more of her work on ambercutie.com. She's very naked and very talented.

Because folks have access to the Interwebs, most people know that when they watch the clothed strippers in movies and TV shows, or even the topless strippers in movies and TV shows, they aren't seeing the real thing or anything like it. Because they've seen the images of the real thing in the pornos, and they know it's a very different thing. They know the mainstream version is weak sauce, nothing like the real thing.

Jennifer Aniston looking surly as she does a striptease in "We're the Millers." "Tease" is the right word because this is about as naked as she gets. Aniston is the Real Deal as far as acting is concerned, and she's the Real Deal as far as beauty is concerned, and she's the Real Deal as far as comedy is concerned. But she's not the Real Deal when it comes to stripping.

Rose McGowan plays stripper Cherry Delight in "Grindhouse." She is one of the hottest, most beautiful actresses ever. But come on, granny panties and a sports bra as a stripper outfit? That's just sad! I'm sure it wasn't McGowan's idea, she's got all the courage in the world. She gets total cred from me for being willing to call Harvey Weinstein out for the shit he pulled on her when no one else was talking about Weinstein the rapist. 

I found this on a wiki page which identified it as a scene from the "Murder Ex Machina" episode of the "Elemantary" TV series. The strippers were described as bizarrely overdressed, but I found it bizarrely underlit. Overdressed and in near pitch darkness, that's how I like my strippers! (What were they thinking?)

So of course I ran the image through GIMP and lightened it up. And yeah, look at the one stripper in pink and black granny panties and a full corset or something like it, and the other wearing a very full bra that keep her breasts well hidden and looks like a standard bikini bottom, which is mostly unseen in this image. The only person that's topless here is Johnny Miller as Sherlock. But wait! There's more! This image I am pretty sure is from a DIFFERENT episode of Sherlock, "The Deductionist" where Sherlock is robbed by two strippers he invites into his home for entertainment purposes. I'm pretty sure the picture got posted to the wrong page because it was too dark to tell what the hell was going on. A travesty in every sense, as Sherlock would say.

When you do a Google search for "Mainstream movie stripper" (with SafeSearch turned off, of course) you'll get a lot of images of Elizabeth Berkley in "Showgirls" and Demi Moore in "Striptease." Berkley gave us the full monty in "Showgirls" but Moore went topless but never revealed any naughty bits below the waist. Though if you watched the whole film you'd have a pretty good idea what Demi Moore's naked body looks like. Thing is, though, these films are very much outliers, most mainstream movie and TV nude scenes are like the ones seen above this GIF. I think they reason they show up is because well, they're the nakedest mainstream movie strippers. It's like Google understand what people think of when they think of strippers.

I've got a collection of vids of naked women dancing from around the internet. It's amazing how many talented, naked dancers there are out there. I commend them all. Here's one of them to close out the article. Notice how raunchy it is:

I tried to identify this dancer and image using a vidcap from the video, which is very much a hit-or-miss proposition. I did get one hit: Google identified the image I sent them as being from a video called, "Watch Sexy Hula Hoop" on SpankBang. And the background on this video is identical to the background on the thumbnail the Google search pulled up. So I tried to get into SpankBang to see if I could get more info. But Spankbang wanted me to provide a picture of myself for "age verification" purposes. Sorry, Spankbang, I'm far too good looking to let you have a pic of me, you'd be hounding me endlessly to be in your porn shoots if I did that. Really. But if anyone can ID her, please drop a line in the comments.

Mad Science Marches On!

In their search for greater profits, the health insurance companies started covering visits to doctors with degrees from Mad Science University. The results were... predictable.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 17977, "Peeping Tom Gets Revenge On Busty Blonde" starring Penny Pax and Mark Davis.

Totally Unfair!

It was so unfair. She was ordered to warm up Master's cock for her Mistress, while her Mistress whipped her ass hard for having the NERVE to touch her Master's cock in her Mistress's presence. These people knew how to treat a slavegirl right!

Source: kink.com shoot 10383 featuring (left to right) Derrick Payne, Chloe Camille and Isis Love.

Leonardo AI Surprise Video, Deposit Photo AI

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Cumming Is Thirsty Work!

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Homophones Are The WORST!

 
Master had thrown her out of the house naked and told her to "go pedal you ass somewhere else, slut" after she confessed her needs a leetle too insistently. Ah well, it was fun and the bike seat helped her with her needs a lot.

Image source: I ran it through several reverse image search and it's apparently from a video of a model named Gwen or Gwen C. A commenter identified the location as Barcelona. And that's about it.