Sign of the Times

"I shoulda known," she thought. When she saw the ad offering $100 an hour to serve as a nude human sign for a pawnbroker business, she figured she'd be standing in a store window and waving at passers-by. But noooooo ...

Image source is the good folks at Sex and Submission.

More Bad Cheerleader Training

"All right, whose idea was it to practice our human pyramids by strapping ourselves to flimsy, very flammable wooden platforms? In retrospect, a VERY bad idea! Especially in the middle of the Roman Coliseum! Was it the Christians? AGAIN?? Didn't you learn ANYTHING from the hungry lion training fiasco?"
Image source: Vidcap from "The Fighting Gladiator" I found over at Moviebound. (Were there NON-fighting gladiators? I imagine that made the job of the fighting gladiators much easier!)

Oral Exams

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Free Dejah Thoris Comic Available on Web

This is a completely gratuitious image of Dejah Thoris almost naked and in bondage created by Joe Jusko for "Warlord of Mars: Dejah Thoris" comics. Also, tentacles!

Since starting my Dejah Thoris page on Bondagerotica, I have sent the flying monkeys to scour the Web for Dejah Thoris stuff this week, and damned if they did not come up with something: over at Bleeding Cool they've got a copy of Warlord of Mars: Dejah Thoris #1 that you can download and read for free. The whole comic, not just a preview. This is a genuine promotional offer, not some malware-laden ripoff, so you can read in safety and good conscience -- they hope you'll find #1 appealing enough that you will want to read (Dejah Thoris)1+n:

Here's the link.

The issue does not contain any Dejah Thoris bondage of any kind, however, Dejah is her usual luscious, almost naked self throughout. I kindly included an image of her in bondage with this article because, hey, bondage! It's by Joe Jusko, drawn for Dynamite Entertainment who publishes the comic, which you can find out more about on my Dynamite Entertainment page.

Anyway, give the comic a read. The story rolls right along, plenty of action and excitement. Dynamite is not relying SOLELY on naked Dejah Thoris to carry their comic along, which is undoubtedly a reason for it's success. (Granted, naked Dejah Thoris never hurts.)

Grant Morrison To Take Wonder Woman Back To Her Bondage Roots

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Gender-Based Discrimination

"Hell NO I'm not a witch! I'm a GUY! A DUDE!!!!
"You're old and ugly, fellow, that's close enough! We don't discriminate on the basis of gender here in Massachusetts ... just religion!"

Source: Vidcap from a movie, "The Salem Witch Trials."

An Apt Metaphor for Today's Job Market

With the nation's unemployment rate in the double digits, and employers having learned that they had the power to make anyone who wanted a job pee in a cup, it was only a matter of time before the casting couch extended to all sectors of the economy, not just Hollywood ... and jobs with decent health insurance plans ... well, they were able to literally tie down the job market ...

Image courtesy of Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

Housewife Under Control!

"Red Dog 2 to Bravo Leader 3, we have the housewife! Repeat, we have the housewife cuffed and in our gunsights! Yeah, we're pretty sure she's the one who's been letting her kids watch videos that are not properly licensed by the RIAA! Can we shoot her? No? How about waterboarding? No? You're no fun at all!"

Source: Vidcap from the TV series "In Plain Sight," episode "Don't Cry For Me Albuquerque." Actress in cuffs is Angelica Castro.

Continuity Error

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Jezebel's Slutilicious Straightjacket

Gonna be a great Halloween for some straightjacket fans!
The fashion site Jezebel, correctly perceiving that slutty Halloween costuming is locked in a rut of naughty nurses, sexy witches and slinky slavegirls, has a photo gallery of imaginative new slutty costumes entitled "Slutoween." The costume pictured above is "Anita Sedative." It's a very hot costume. What's more, there's a link beneath the photo to The Halloween Party Store, which sells the Anita Sedative outfit for a very reasonable $49.95, and guess what? Those sleeves DO buckle at the waist. It's like they KNOW!

The Jezebel article features some hilariously funny non-bondage outfits as well, the "Scrabble Slut" outfit cracked us up. So be sure and check it out. EVEN MORE, be sure to check out the Halloween Party Store link, because they have over 2000 sexy costumes alone. All reasonably priced. From what I've seen, making a bondage superheroine movie just got a LOT cheaper, in terms of costuming.

Happy Halloween!

P.S. A little further searching in those thousands of costumes at the Halloween Party Store revealed another bondage-licious costume, this one:

"Sir, I just got out of the joint, and I'd do ANYTHING to get out of these prison togs!"
You can find the catalog listing for the outfit right here. Women in prison time indeed! And yes, the cuffs and chains come with the costume, and I can't see any reason why the cuffs cant be worn behind the back ... and the chain might even be much shorter. Happy Halloween indeed!

A Brief Visual History of Pony Girls

Victorian, seventies, and current pony girls work that thing! Sources, left to right: vintage photo, vidcap from the 1970s film "Check to the Queen and Julie K. Smith gets pony-ish.
Bondagerotica has a new article today, A Brief Visual History of Pony Girls. Although brief and yet visual, this history of pony girls covers an as yet unhistoricized subject with the same sort of depth and discernment that Gibbons displayed in his coverage of The Fall of The Roman Empire, if he'd been going mostly by salacious images on the subject.

This brilliant piece of exposition explains not only pony girls, but why the bustle was once a popular fashion statement, why women in old photos often had That Expression on their faces, and where the likely future of pony girls will go. Yes, we have gone BEYOND Gibbons, who never did bother PREDICTING what the Roman Empire would do next! A must read for all Internet denizens!

Bondage Champagne: It's For Real!

"A bondage bubbly that will not make you gag!"
The fashion world is rapidly doing to the word "bondage" what the food industry once did to words such as "natural" and "organic." Just as the term "organic" gradually got expanded from "not made with chemical pesticides and additives" to "does not actually contain plutonium," so "bondage" has been expanded from "a person tied up, chained up, gagged, etc." to "a person wearing something that is black or some other color with a string or strap hanging somewhere."

Think I'm exaggerating? Check out that champagne above! It's being marketed as "Jean-Paul Gaultier bondage bubbly created to ring in Halloween," a nice Piper-Heidsieck that comes in a black bottle with black fishnet and a set of black studs around the rim of the bottle. You can read about it here.

What next? Will Coke advertise itself as a bondage soft drink because Coke appears black when poured into a glass? Will people use bondage belts to hold up their pants and bondage laces to tie their shoes? Has the world gone MAD in short? (Short answer: Yes. Long answer: It took you this long to notice?)


But IF you're going to call it bondage champagne, this is DEFINITELY the way to serve it!
Source: Those bubbly bondagers at Sex and Submission.

Act In Haste, Regret At Leisure

It was at about this point that she realized that setting the boat on fire to attract attention to her plight had probably not been a very good idea.
Source: A vidcap from a European movie titled "Stuklen Dom" found on the Moviebound website.

Cozy Corner Apartment!

And the hell of it is, in New York City, a place like this will run you a grand a month! And that's withoutthe bondage!

Image courtesy of Sex and Submission.

Restraints Are For Your Safety!

Reports that the safety restraints at Fantasy Land were well beyond the norm only spurred attendance figures, for some reason ...
Image is of Lena Heady gagged and ridiculously heavily chained and tied in a promo photo for the movie "The Brothers Grimm."

Slave Girl Marketing In Conan The Barbarian

"Well no wonder the slave girls aren't selling! You've got them sitting right under the fish racks! What the HELL were you thinking? Go bathe the lot of them and sit them over by the spice merchants! Idiot!"

Image is a publicity still from the recent "Conan the Barbarian" movie, which by all accounts was ruined by a similar error ... gave the movie to a known idiot director. What the HELL were they thinking?

Tied, Naked Cheerleader Sex Training: Necessary?

Possibly there were easier ways to get the kink out of her neck, but Margaret found that having her head turned to the right and pressed against a man's chest while he thrust back and forth into a woman beneath her and another man thrust into her from behind, really did the trick. In more ways than one! She claimed that having her hands tied behind her back helped her avoid bracing herself and lessening the effect, but she suspected that no one believed her.

Alternatively: Margaret had had no idea that cheerleader training was so hard ... apparently, quickly developing the back and leg strength needed to support a human pyramid could only be managed in one way. Not that she was complaining ... last time she'd done that, she's found a ball gag in her mouth immediately.

Image courtesy of the good folks at Sex and Submission and their dirty, dirty minds! We salute their dirty, dirty minds!

Rachel Stevens Ball Gag A Fake

Fakity-fake-fake-fake. Rachel Nichols is not wearing a ball gag in this pic!
One of the guys over on Brians' Page said he thought the pic of Rachel Stevens wearing a ball gag was a fake, so I searched around for the original source. Wasn't able to find it, which was kinda suspicious, and so I took a closer look at the image, and damn, it IS a fake. You can clearly see where the ball-gagged mouth was pasted in over Rachel Stevens' face. My bad, shoulda spotted it.

But I'm not going to pretend I didn't make a mistake. I'll just kick Rachel Stevens right outta my Celebrities in Bondage page and look for someone to replace her. Let that be a lesson to you, celebrity hotties! Badly done fakes will be spotted by, if not me, SOMEONE on the Internet, and you'll be tossed out of the Celebrities in Bondage section on your cute little tushies! If you want to be a Celebrity in Bondage, you need to be in actual bondage!

Double Penetration True Confession!

"Oh, Steve! You're the only one for me! That man beneath me with his cock up my ass ... I never really knew him, never really understood him! It was all a lie!"
Image courtesy of Sex and Submission. It's rare that you see an actress naked, bound and being double penetrated wearing a coy expression. Of course, I could be misinterpreting ... but I don't think so.

"Secretary" the Movie Inspires Office Fashion Show

Check out all the bondage (left to right): woman tied hands behind (presumably to an antler-ish clothing rack, such a great metaphor for fashion), woman tied at the wrists to office chair with red ropes, woman tied at the ankles to office table with red ropes, and woman wearing neck yoke with collar and cuffs. Now that's REAL fashion bondage!
A fashion show for office wear with a theme based on the movie "Secretary" has done something remarkable: REAL bondage was used in the show! (Do visit the link, there are more and larger images than the reference image I've put up here.)

As I noted in my post on a celebrity blog's "Hottest Bondage Babe" contest, most fashionistas, when they use the word "bondage" are only referring to a garment or accessory that is black and has straps, be it shoes, purse or dress. Nothing has to actually be tied to anything.

But in this show, we have women actually tied to things, and one of them wearing an actual piece of bondage gear, i.e., the neck yoke with collar and cuffs seen in "Secretary."

But ... is this REALLY a coincidence? Or is something deeper at play?

Imagine a fashion designer, i.e., Kate Sylvester of New Zealand, who presumably creates or at least aspires to create totally off-the-wall party dresses for the wives of her country's economic overclass (the ones who control most of the wealth, i.e., the 1 percent here in the US) and she's tasked with creating a line of, of all things ... office wear!

Well of COURSE the designer's thoughts as she considered office wear would reflect her true feelings on the matter (and that of her customers as well) and so, with the unconscious political honesty that is often characteristic of people who think they are outside politics or beyond politics, the theme of SLAVERY and BONDAGE pops up, and eventually, the movie "Secretary" with its story of bondage in an office environment, becomes the perfect and natural expression of her theme! Voila!

They Told Her Posing Nude, Caged and Ball Gagged Would Get Her On TV

But they never told her she would make her debut on Antiques Roadshow!


"What a shame ... she'd be worth a lot more without all those tattoos!"

Images courtesy of the folks at Sex and Submission.

Jakki Degg and Rachel Stevens Join Celebrities in Bondage

Don't scowl like that, Jakki, we'll get those cuffs off you ... eventually ..."
Please note, since this story came out we discovered that Rachel Steven's ball gag pic was a fake. Story here.

Jakki Degg and Rachel Stevens are English celebrity models (Rachel sidelines as a TV presenter, Jakki as a DJ) who've posed for photos that are so bondage-y that the pretty much got sucked into our Celebrities in Bondage section by the backdraft. Jakki posed in a smoking hot nude sexual bondage shot, and Rachel wore a ballgag. You can check them out here.

The photo seen here is not the photo that got Jakki into Celebrities in Bondage, it's weak sauce and works as a teaser and not much else. If the chains had been a lot shorter and her hands behind her back ... different story.


There's that smile we like!

If You Want Men To Like Shopping ...

"Let's see, sunglasses, check, fishing rod, check, ammo, check, red wigglers, check, pink wriggler with blindfold, check ..."

... maybe the stores should stock the things men like!

Have a great weekend!

The Sexual Bondage Coin Toss

"C'mon, baby, you know this is the most fun way there is to shake all the coins out of the sofa cushions!"
I wanted to use this pic because it looks like the folks involved are having a good time ... kind of a smile the lady has wrapped around that ball gag she wears. From the good folks at Fucking Dungeon.

Announcing the Kajira Doll!

The doll of YOUR dreams and prudo-feminist nightmares!
Bondagerotica announces the Kajira Doll, the latest product from GorCo, the world's largest manufacturer of dolls that are anatomically correct, politically incorrect and TOTALLY biodegradable! Check it out!

Bound, Naked, Slave Begs For It

"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Mmmfgh!"
I like this photo, from Bondagerotica sponsor Sex and Submission, because the slave model's whole body conveys a sense of eager expectancy. You don't get that often in bondage photography or in porn of any kind. You can just tell from the pose that everybody here is having a raunchy good time. Kudoes!

Big Tits Bound and Gagged and Squeezened!

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Chained and Gagged And In The Closet

...it was about this time that Sophie began to realize that coming out of the closet would be a lot harder than she thought it would be ...

Image is a vidcap from the 1969 Italian soft-core sex flick The Laughing Woman with gorgeous Italian actress Dagmar Lassander spending some time in the closet. They've only now started making them like this any more ... in the mainstream. You don't see a lot of strap gags on film even now, much less hogtied suspension with a head harness and a leather kink suit. Sweet!

Lost At Sea

"I knew we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"
Fun image. Found it at The Lair of the Evil Dungeon Master.

Winning Bondage Image!

Here's a link to a bondage image that won Best Photo in the Erotic Signature contest. It's got all the Fine Art photo stuff going ... subtle work with texture and lighting, but then there's a jolt of erotic power that comes from the bound arms and the naked butt kind of sneaking up on you.

I've seen photos that won fine art contests before, and I'm often puzzled as to why they won. This one is an obvious winner.